Ruh-roh
Leave it to the fine folks at the Bee to get right to the meat of the matter.
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)
Heh. Who indeed.
Update! Via Stephen, another excellent Xweet that I felt really needed to be on the main page here too.
The people who created 40 Trillion in debt are angry that Elon Musk created 1 Trillion in wealth.
— Andrew Wilkow (@WilkowMajority)
The ones that really slay me are the ones who, like lying douchenozzle, shithouse pud-puller, and serial female-abuser Adolf Platner, think it’s FederalGovCo’s job to see to it that it never, ever happens again. Just who the actual fuck do you goobermint wastrels think you are, anyhow?


















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