Nobody elected you to sell out America by compromising with the Democommunists on immigration. They’re ALL criminals, violent or not, and shouldn’t effing BE here. (And that works for the Democommunists AND illegal aliens, but I was referring to the latter here.)
If you want to compromise on not escorting them out with a 16″ bayonet shoved up their asses, we’ll allow that. Anything more is mollycoddling. You want to do that, we’ll knot the noose for your impeachment with our own hands, and tie the sandbag to your ankles with a smile on our face. Hand to God on that.

You think the war cost the GOP the election? Exit polling in Texas identified that as not a factor for 90% of Republican voters. It didn’t even make the Top Five Reasons. A shitty economy, a do-nothing congress, and lousy GOP RINO/Squish candidates all out-polled anything to do with bombing ragheads who declared war on us nearly 50 years ago. That you see no reason to escalate is why the war is any problem at all. This could have ended months ago, if you’d treated Iran like Curtis Lemay treated Japan in 1945: Done in six months.

You’ve pulled an LBJ, and tried to run a half-hearted, half-witted, half-assed war on the cheap. Go big, and go home. Start bombing any collection of two stones together until the entire country is literally in the 700 AD phase of civilization, let 80% of them starve in the aftermath, and Iran ceases to be anyone’s problem this side of 2200 AD. It would make every Trashcanistan and Shitholia look like civilizational marvels by comparison. If you’ll promise to expend dumb bombs on their jerkwater country until that outcome is achieved, starting tomorrow, you can double our income taxes to pay for it without any squawk from us. But keep piddling and pussyfooting for another two years? Eff that noise. Sh*t, or get off the pot.

Do that instead of floating Carl Spackler Baby Ruths in the pool on the cusp of your lame duck years. Take your own advice when they shot a hole in your ear, and “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!”

If you’re just going to chop your own dick off and become a eunuch for your last two years, we might as well have re-elected Alzhiemer’s Joe. If you’re going to be THAT guy, wait a month or two, abdicate to J.D. Vance, and let him run as an incumbent in 2028, with a hair less than two years under his belt, and avoid the infighting between all the lesser lights in 2028. Maybe he still has a backbone and some balls, and won’t roll over and compromise, unlike the thoughts you’re floating like turds in a punchbowl say about your intentions.

We thought we’d flung a tiger into the swamp, but it seems we’ve got a tired old tomcat who’s been “fixed”. Change my mind.

Nope, can’t do it, chum.

Indeed. Lots more here.

And then there’s this:

Mob of ‘teenage terrorists’ on dirt bikes torment NYC drivers in shocking video

“Shocking,” is it? To whom, exactly?

A violent mob of “teenage terrorists” on dirt bikes wreaked havoc on a busy Staten Island road — disrupting traffic and attacking a car — in a shocking caught-on-video rampage.

The chaotic scene erupted on Richmond Avenue in Bulls Head on Wednesday, with footage captured by one of the culprits themselves showing roughly a dozen maniacs swarming a white Honda CR-V.

The mask-wearing assailants kicked and punched the vehicle at a red light as other motorists looked on in horror from their cars.

And, essentially, did nothing whatsoever about it. Can’t help but feel like a Glock 23 or M1911 and a cpl-three extra mags woulda come in mighty handy right about then, myself. Lakeside Joe has the happy-ending punchline for us:

The mask-wearing assailants kicked and punched the vehicle at a red light as other motorists looked on in horror from their cars. When the light turned green, the CR-V driver ran over a blue bike that an obnoxious rider was trying to use to block the car. The menace himself wasn’t hit. The group then sped after the car as the hoodlum behind the camera ridiculously screamed: “Yo! Hanky got hit!”

Damned shame “Hanky” didn’t get his ass kilted ‘n’ sheeit, nomesayn?

We need to start a doomsday panic scorecard.

Every time someone declares a civil war, or climate apocalypse, or nuclear armageddon & WW3 for the 9,000th time, it never comes to pass, but we just move on, so 5 months later they do it again, and people fall for it, again.

The apocalypse isn’t happening in your lifetime, folks. The real shit is some overpaid bureaucrat in your municipal water district is gonna get lazy with their emails, and your reservoir is gonna be empty when some other overpaid state park bureaucrat forgets to monitor a smoldering plant for an entire week, then your entire town burns up in a wildfire, your grandma burns alive and then 400 more people die from accelerated cancers from the toxic smoke.

Buying into these theatrical fantasies of global catastrophe only serves our corrupt government, distracting you from the true menace in your life. It’s so exhausting. I used to indulge in these catastrophic conspiracy theories, but I had to learn the hard way that it’s just plain old government incompetence that’s the biggest threat to your daily life.

Whether it’s getting stabbed in the neck by some zombie that your taxpayer dollars are paying to keep drugged up, a foreign truck driver with a fake CDL issued by your state DMV plowing through your family minivan, or the esophageal cancer you get from the carcinogenic lining in the save-the-turtles paper straws they make you use…despite all the Chicken Littles throughout time, warning of some cinematic end to your life, it’s communists in government who’ve quietly racked up 100M+ body count in the last century.

An important and most timely reminder, that.

And there you have it, folks. Thanks to Irish, he found it and ran it first.

Update! The boy done good on this one, too, if you axe me.

Mike @Substack

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