Meh, didn’t watch it. I never do; I’d rather clip my toenails with a chainsaw than sit back and let this fool of a charlatan of a hack’s obvious lies wash over me like a stream of warm piss. From what I gather, the egregious boob basically said that the way to achieve victory in the former War on Terror is to quickly implement more disastrous socialism here at home. Or some such self-serving tripe as that.
The speech notmypResident Barky Obumbler is neither honest enough nor man enough to give, but ought to:
Good evening.
I stand before you tonight humbled, shamed, and contrite. No one is right all the time, as all but the most arrogant — or foolish — among us acknowledge. I hope I’ve been strong enough over the years to admit when I’ve been wrong, to correct the mistakes I’ve made, and to make right any harm my errors may have done to those I’ve wrongly disagreed with. I hope to continue to live up to those principles as I continue my term in office, and I hope you will all continue to help me live up to them.
Several years ago, I and almost all of my Democrat Socialist comrades were working hard to undermine the war in Iraq. We were doing so purely for partisan political purposes; at that time, George Bush was wildly popular, since he had decided to break with my scurrilous political party’s fairly recent tradition of supine, weak-kneed response to any attack or provocation directed at America by our adversaries. Clearly, most Americans are opposed to such a feckless and counterproductive policy; we should have seen the sudden surge of support for President Bush for what it was, and adjusted our thinking accordingly.
But we didn’t; we obstinately went on pursuing our own narrow self-interest, and the long-term good of the nation be damned.
I can’t speak for my Democrat Socialist comrades; I can only acknowledge my own errors, and apologize as humbly and sincerely as I possibly can for them. Over the years since Bush decided to rid the world once and for all of a most troublesome, dangerous, and unpredictable dictator in Iraq, a decision I not only railed against but lied about at every possible opportunity in my role as an insignificant, unaccomplished, unknown Senate back-bencher, I said the following things:
“We cannot impose a military solution on what has effectively become a civil war. And until we acknowledge that reality, uh, we can send 15,000 more troops; 20,000 more troops; 30,000 more troops. Uh, I don’t know any, uh, expert on the region or any military officer that I’ve spoken to, uh, privately that believes that that is gonna make a substantial difference on the situation on the ground.”
“Here’s what we know. The surge has not worked. And they said today, ‘Well, even in September, we’re going to need more time.’ So we’re going to kick this can all the way down to the next president, under the president’s plan.”
“After putting an additional 30,000 troops in, far longer & more troops than the president had initially said, we have gone from a horrendous situation of violence in Iraq to the same intolerable levels of violence that we had back in June of 2006. So, essentially, after all this we’re back where we were 15 months ago. And what has not happened is any movement with respect to the sort of political accommodations among the various factions, the Shia, the Sunni, and Kurds that were the rationale for surge and that ultimately is going to be what stabilizes Iraq. So, I think it is fair to say that the president has simply tried to gain another six months to continue on the same course that he’s been on for several years now. It is a course that will not succeed. It is a course that is exacting an enormous toll on the American people & our troops.”
“Tonight Pres. Bush said that the surge in Iraq is working, when we know that’s just not true. Yes, our valiant soldiers have helped reduce the violence. But let there be no doubt–the Iraqi government has failed to seize the moment to reach compromises necessary for an enduring peace. That was what we were told the surge was all about. So the only way we’re finally going to pressure the Iraqis to reconcile and take responsibility for their future is to immediately begin a responsible withdrawal.”
“Finally, in 2006-2007, we started to see that, even after an election, George Bush continued to want to pursue a course that didn’t withdraw troops from Iraq but actually doubled them and initiated a surge and at that stage I said very clearly, not only have we not seen improvements, but we’re actually worsening, potentially, a situation there.”
I said those things, and more. I did so shamelessly, with dishonest intentions, and without regard for how they might serve to hinder the war effort and intensify the nation’s divisions. I was wrong.
Iraq under Saddam was a dangerous enemy of the United States — whatever our relationship with him might have been during their war with Iran — one that had sought to dominate the Middle East and made unjustified war against its neighbors; had repeatedly and insolently violated both UN sanctions and the terms of our 1991 cease fire agreement with them; supported Muslim terrorism all over the world, directly and indirectly, covertly and overtly, with every means at its disposal; had plotted to murder a former US President; and had continued to attack our pilots enforcing the no-fly zones with near-complete impunity. Saddam Hussein had to be removed, and over my and my comrades’ duplicitous and calculating objections, he was.
I now therefore apologize sincerely to our valiant soldiers, whose selfless dedication has made possible whatever success we’ve had in Iraq, while enduring shameful attacks from the disgusting anti-American traitors of Code Pink, among many other Progressivist pressure groups; to their families, who shared that sacrifice even as my comrades such as John Kerry were vilifying the soldiers themselves as bloodthirsty ignoramuses, the moral equivalent of Muslim terrorists; to the Americans who believe strongly in maintaining a strong defense and vigorously defending American interests against all enemies; and above all to George Bush and the members of his administration, who stood up courageously against some of the most outrageous slander, hatred, and mendacity ever seen in this nation’s history, perpetrated by my political party and its supporters, to see their program through.
I and my Democrat Socialist comrades have defamed our countrymen, besmirched our national honor, undermined our military, and brought our country to the brink of disaster in wartime, all in the obsessive pursuit of power. Perhaps above all, we have disgraced ourselves. I can only hope that this apology will begin to move us forward on the long road back to earning the trust and good will of the American people, who are in truth far from being the benighted, foolish, mentally-deficient children we in our arrogance have always assumed them to be, and are certainly not the warmongering, bigoted imperialists that haunt our — and our enemies’ — demented fantasies. For that, too, I apologize.
Thank you, and good night.
He’d almost be worth listening to if he ever once said anything remotely like that.