Sub-genius
The dumbass is STRONG with this one.
🚨 #BREAKING: San Jose Police just announced they have ARRESTED the man who went viral for keying a Tesla, charging him with FELONY VANDALISM
FAFO! 🔥
SJPD’s Chief said “this senseless crime and its subsequent consequences should serve as a clear reminder: no matter one’s… pic.twitter.com/DAUYUByjVu
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor)
Glenn chimes in in his own pithy, inimitable fashion:
Teslas have more cameras than a 7/11. Only a moron or a lefty would vandalize them, but I repeat myself.
That’s about the size of it, yeah.