Troll level: Samurai
Just may be the funniest thing you’ll see all week.
As Rush Limbaugh used to say, he’s living in shitlib heads rent-free. Mollie Hemingway, for one, is grateful for our Media overlords’ kindness and consideration in refusing to allow this evil spawn of Satan and Hitler—LITERALLY!—to pull the wool over Amerikan eyes:
Mollie @MZHemingway
Where would we be without corporate media telling us that Donald Trump is *not* an actual McDonald’s employee and is *not* currently rostered with the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Said a mouthful there, Moll. Mary the K Ham, for her part, is having some trouble grokking it all.
I’m gonna have to spend some time contemplating the possibility that this was not a completely organic event featuring a former president taking a side gig at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s while he’s running for president. https://t.co/kjZeZ4eulM
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer)
Ahh, but not all is sweetness, light, beef-tallow fries, and Terrible Towels in Trumpland, I’m afraid.
Oh dear. It would seem that even into the life of the world’s wealthiest burger-flipper, some rain must fall.