Let’s bust out a brand-new Shampeachment thread to properly enjoy ourselves some sweet, sweet Progressivist tears, shall we?
CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin declared President Trump the winner of the impeachment trial after the Senate failed to pass a motion to call for additional witnesses.
Following the crucial vote, Toobin was asked to give the “big picture” of the latest developments of the impeachment trial.
“Trump won,” Toobin replied. “You know, he’s gonna win this trial. He won on the issue of witnesses, he’s gonna get acquitted, and that’s how history will remember what went on here.”
No confirmation on whether Toobin was actually, overtly weeping on-camera during the exchange. But Fake Jake Tapper pretty much was.
A stunned CNN anchor Jake Tapper went on an emotional rant after the Republican controlled Senate voted Friday afternoon on a near party line vote, 51-49, to not call any new witnesses in the impeachment trial of President Trump. The vote telegraphed Trump’s acquittal by the Senate on both charges in the coming days.
“It is striking,” @JakeTapper says, “that there is a national security adviser for President Trump, who is out there basically waving his hands saying, ‘I would like to be subpoenaed’ …. Even in that context, the Senate voted the way they did.”
That’s because he’s a known, self-confessed liar, Jake. Pretty bitter pill for a non-partisan, straight-down-the-middle Libmedia “journalist” like yourself to swallow, I know. But you just go on and gag it down anyway, fuckface.
Senate defeats motion to call witnesses.
And Jake Tapper looks like he’s going to cry. pic.twitter.com/ajYjvDmksy
— Arthur Schwartz (@ArthurSchwartz) January 31, 2020
Meanwhile, Ted Cruz has himself a little fun on the Senate floor:
Who did it better?
B) @SpeakerPelosi pic.twitter.com/hQUIwTwLWp
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) January 31, 2020
That, along with Trump himself trolling Stretch Peelousy by handing out commemorative pens his own self in the course of actually accomplishing something worthwhile, is good stuff sure enough. But I saved the most unintentionally hilarious for last:
Hillary Tweets ‘No One Is Above the Law’ Then Refuses To Accept Lawsuit Against Her
In an hilarious hypocritical display, Hillary Clinton tweeted out “In America, no one is above the law,” on the same day that she used her secret service detail to turn away legal documents attempting to be served to her as part of a lawsuit.
So no one is above the law, except if it’s Hillary Clinton, who has now TWICE refused to accept service from Rep. Tulsi Gabbard’s lawyers, as part of a $50 million defamation suit relating to Clinton’s accusations that Gabbard is a “Russian asset”.
Gabbard’s attorney, Brian Dunne told The New York Post, “I find it rather unbelievable that Hillary Clinton is so intimidated by Tulsi Gabbard that she won’t accept service of process. But I guess here we are.”
I had to look twice to make certain this wasn’t a Bee item. But when it comes to Her Swackedness, NOTHING is unbelievable.
Around the bend update! So unhinged has their Shampeachment defeat left them, they’ve now lapsed into complete and total honesty:
Wow, a Democrat being honest for once!
"I don't care what kind of nice, little, legal, Constitutional defenses that they came up with.”
Yes, it shows!pic.twitter.com/1VX2zd6fXY
— Elizabeth Harrington (@LizRNC) January 31, 2020
Oh, we all knew that quite well already, I think. Have for a very long time now. But thanks just the same for putting it so plainly, LOSER.
I was ashamed to say Lamar Alexander is my Senator, but he partially redeemed himself.