What a pluperfect asshole.
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Thanks @ogdp TikTok for the great jump 🙌🏼 pic.twitter.com/itfZpCAU3I
— Evel Knievel (@evelknievel)
See what I mean? What kind of weapons-grade dick-with-ears would jump in to bat around a vintage toy like that, chancing busting the thing all to smithereens on the asphalt? I had one of those myself back when I was but a wee sprat, and I can damned sure tell ya what woulda happened to this dude if he’da dared do that to mine. He’da wound up with a gaggle of the neighborhood rugrats latched onto his ankles, chawing on his ears and kicking him in his tiny, withered nutsack, that’s what. Hell, I had a scruffy, mean-ass pitbull pup back then, yclept Heinz, that woulda made mincemeat of his sorry ass, just on principle alone.
I mean, okay, I checked, and they DO still sell ‘em, for the low, low price of…40 smackers? Jeez. That said, at least it isn’t irreplaceable or anything.
But still. Jerkwad.
Jerkwad is perfect. Exactly what we woulda called him back in my days on the playgrounds and around the neighborhood.