The Jew confession.
Maybe It’s Time To Fess Up, We Jews DO Run The World
As an American Jew whose family immigrated to the United States from Russia and Ukraine, the anti-Semitic words by people like Kanye initially horrified me. Still, I now realize that the time to be horrified is over. It is high time to fess up and tell the world the truth:We Jews do run the world. And we’ve been running things for a very long time, manipulating world events for our own needs. It’s time to reveal the truth that many famous people now and throughout history were actually Jewish — part of the plot to perpetuate the myth and keep us in charge.
Martin Luther – yep, a Jew! But that one was pretty obvious. After all, he is famous for quitting his church to form a new one. Ever talk to a Jew about where he prays? He will tell you about the Synagogue he goes to and the one he would rather die than set foot in.
George Washington? Jewish, of course. James Monroe and Abe Lincoln also (take a look at their noses), So was John Adams (a short obnoxious guy whose real name was Ruby).
Napoleon was a Jew — no wonder he wanted to reconvene the historic Jewish court, the Sanhedrin. The French Emperor had this nervous habit of always playing with the Star of David hanging on a chain around his neck. The guy would look ridiculous, always sticking his hand in his shirt to play with the Star.
Most people don’t realize this but the Pope and all the Catholic Cardinals…members of the Tribe! You ever notice what they wear on their heads? Red Yarmulkes!
You know that famous picture of Bigfoot walking through the forest? I hate to disappoint people but it was a Jew in a costume. He was on the way to the international convention of the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy (WWJC) and put on an Ape costume so people wouldn’t know about the convention.
See, I knew it, dammit, I KNEW it all along!
Note ye well though, folks, that I’ve been kicking around the ol’ blogosphere long enough now to remember back when The Lid blog was called “Yid With Lid.” So, y’know, you just can’t trust anything those Heebs say. Including the above jewa culpa.
All joking around aside, CF Lifers know by now that I have little to no patience with all that “the international Jew conspiracy is the cause of all our problems” schtuff out there. For one thing, it smacks too much to me of the selfsame thing the nig-nogs are constantly whining at Whitey about to ever ring true to these ears. For another, at least some of those Jew-under-every-bed folks insist that we’d be far better off to dump the treacherous, scheming, greedy Israelis and align ourselves with our True Allies™ over in the ME Sandbox—Iran, Saudi Arabia, et al.
Really, I ain’t kidding, I’ve seen ’em do it myself. To which I can only say…
Ummm, yeah, no.
As I’ve so often screamed at this impenetrable brick wall, it ain’t Jews you gotta worry about
—it’s liberals, be they Jewish, Episcopalian, Catholic, or what the hell ever else. We got plenty enough to be going on with dealing with the real menace to be frittering away any time or effort on made-up ones, that’s what I believe. But YMMV, I suppose.
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I would merely note that I have NEVER railed against the Israelis, other than those who gave RBG the Genesis Prize lifetime award. Although the temptation is rising with the crowd opposing Netanyahu.
I do, however, enthusiastically curse Soros and Zuckerberg and all the other Jewage who fund NGOs.
“I do, however, enthusiastically curse…”
As do most of us. It’s just we don’t give a flip what their stated religion is, be it jew, catholic, or baptist. Their real religion is communism.
Until someone can prove who the “they” is behind the front men that are catholics, I’ll just blame the catholics and we can call it even. /s
The atheist Libtards are usually the worst. Their true God stares back at them from the mirror.
I don’t know if that’s true, might be since the russian commies were atheist, and they have created and caused more evil than this world has ever seen.
Otherwise, I’ll put the cabal of catholics and protestants right up there with the atheists. Between biden and pelosi and the churches* helping enable the flood of illegals I don’t see how it gets much worse here unless the throat slitting begins.
*they are all taking $$$ from the feds to support the illegal terrorists coming through the open border. It’s for the “children”, who all seem to be 18-30 year old males.
So were the Chinese Commies and the Cambodian Commies and the North Korean Commies and the German Commies and the Polish Commies and….
To paraphrase Mike:
As I’ve so often screamed at this impenetrable brick wall, it ain’t Russians you gotta worry about
—it’s liberals, be they Russians, Chinese, Germans, Americans or what the hell ever else. We got plenty enough to be going on with dealing with the real menace to be frittering away any time or effort on made-up ones, that’s what I believe. But YMMV, I suppose.
Ha, well in the case of russians we make an exception. You should always worry about those bastards… 🙂