Change you can BELIEVE IN!

Looks like the Great DeSantini has big plans for Disneyworld now that the rat-themed, Groomer-run abusement park has had their sketchy sovereignty arrangement rendered null, void, and defunct.

Florida legislature has revoked Disney’s self-governing status which means that some bold new changes are on the way. Disneyland in California will remain a popular site for human trafficking but the Walt Disney World in Orlando, FL is going to experience a dramatic overhaul.

Take a look at these exciting changes on the way:

  1. The Hall of Presidents will just have 46 animatronic Donald Trumps: They are the greatest robots, maybe ever. Everyone says so.
  2. Chip and Dale will now reside in separate trees: We can’t let our children be corrupted by cartoon characters having too close of a relationship.

There are ten of these, of which my own pick for top o’ the list would have to be this one:

6) All Disney princesses to be replaced with Melania Trump: Finally, real diversity!

OH HELL YEAH. That there is diversity to make a guy stand up and cheer. Maybe now Roy can stop spinning in his grave at extreme velocity and go back to sleep. Oh, and in case you guys were wondering where “The Great DeSantini” might have come from, this should help clear it up.



Just a fantastic flick, if you never saw it before. One of Duvall’s very best performances, which is really saying something. In fact, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe he won an Oscar for it.

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Jaybo

I hate to say this but they would kill the Governor before letting him take office. Love to see it but he makes Trump look like AOC. He is not a I want you to like me guy, or a deal maker. God Bless him for what he has done with DisneyGroomer

Barry

“…he makes Trump look like AOC.”

That statement is why we have no chance, ever.

DeSantis has not done a damn thing that wasn’t backed by a republican legislature, a far cry from fighting both parties while in office.

You think the fucking republican marxists would just let DeSantis do what they tried to block Trump from doing?

If you think DeSantis makes Trump, the best president since Ike, look like AOC then you’re freakin NUTS.

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kennycan

Far too many people seem to fall in love with a candidate to the exclusion of everyone else.

We’re not dating these people ferchrissakes.

To me DeSantis thus far seems ok and in Trump’s mold. I don’t know enough about him.

The real issue is what is anyone going to do about the Massive Vote Fraud.

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kennycan

The Downvote Fairies are back.

Cowards won’t respond.

Barry

LOL. It’s the modus operandi of the nevertrumpers.

kennycan

Can’t engage so they stealth bomb. The weasels.

Barry

Just like all the progs…

The difference between any nevertrumper and a prog is paper thin.

Barry

Some of President Trumps accomplishments, the sort of things AOC would do according to idiots:

“Before the pandemic, the U.S. saw the lowest unemployment rates for black and Hispanic Americans in history and the second-lowest unemployment rate for women in history. We had the lowest overall unemployment rate in over 50 years. By January 2020, this had equaled an average annual income increase of $5,000 per family.”

The 25% lowest-paid Americans enjoyed a 4.5% income boost by 2018, which outpaced a 2.9% gain in earnings for the country’s highest-paid workers. Average incomes went up for every economic class, something that has not happened in more than 20 years. Prior to Covid-19 arriving, more than 7 million jobs created, more Americans employed than any other time in our history, including more than half million manufacturing jobs.”

Companies brought back more than a trillion dollars from overseas because of the TCJA bill that Trump signed.”

The U.S. surpassed Russia and Saudi Arabia to become the world’s largest producer and exporter of crude oil.”

Trump facilitated Middle East peace agreements once thought to be impossible.

Trump allowed drug imports from Canada so that prescription prices would go down. This overturned the price gouging permissions given to Big Pharma in Obamacare.

The DOW closed at new all-time highs more than 100 times! The markets reached 131 new all-time-high closings.

That’s a short list. You see any AOC shit in there Jaybo?

Thanks to the Charlotte Observer for those items.

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kennycan

Shades of Chad’s misguided attempts to oppose everything about Trump because the Tax Cuts helped only The Rich and Corporations Buying Back Their Shares instead of spending their money the way Chad wanted it spent.

Barry

There’s always a Chad in the shadows…

kennycan

If there weren’t someone would have to invent them. 😉

Barry

Trump on the 2nd, nope not seeing any AOC shit here either:

https://www.conservapedia.com/Donald_Trump_achievements:_Gun_rights

Barry

Help for our Veterans, still not seeing any AOC shit:

https://www.conservapedia.com/Donald_Trump_achievements:_Veterans

Barry

Hell, just check out this anti-AOC list:

https://www.conservapedia.com/Donald_Trump_achievements

Trump is the best president, by far, in this century. DeSantis has potential but DeSantis has done nothing along these lines. Trump did this with people like Mitch McConnel and Paul Ryan trying to bring him down, not to mention the entire federal government and the “russia, russia, russia” investigations.

Fact: Trump is the cleanest person ever to hold office. Tens of millions spent by the marxists and they can’t even come up with an overdue library book.

AOC. What level of stupid does that require? Several levels below hell.

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Barry

Only a damn commie would compare Trump to AOC.

Barry

As the cross is to the vampire –

Trump at the White House.jpg

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