Counterbattery

So earlier today, Jim Hoft at GP busted “President” Faux Joe Biden in another of his buffoonish dumbshows, a PR stunt in which the senile old fraud pretended to drive an electric car (an F150 pickup, actually) for a photo-op. Hoft exposed the truth with pics and video of a gleefully drooling Bai-Ding “steering” wildly to the right, while the clown-car continued on in a straight line. In the pics, a second steering wheel akin to the rig they used to install in Drivers Ed autos was unmistakably visible, as were the hands of the guy in the passenger seat who was obviously in control of the toy truck.

Now, that alone was pretty good. But then it got better.

Later today we received this email from a far-left USA Today “fact-checker” who is paid to harass conservative publications.

Hello,
I’m Chiara Vercellone, a fact check reporter with USA TODAY. I’m emailing you because we’ve come across the article published by Gateway Pundit which claims Biden was not, in fact, driving the Ford F-150 electric truck earlier this week.

I’ve read your article and I see that you mention the model Biden was driving has two steering wheels. Where did you get that information from? Did Ford confirm that with you?

I also wanted to ask you if you could elaborate on the tone and motivation to write the article.

We are writing a fact check on this and will be publishing this week.

Thank you in advance.

Best,
Chiara

It is greatly to Jim’s credit that he’s fully Woke (ahem) to what he could expect in the way of fair and respectful treatment from this “journalist” bint. So, with eyes wide open, he decided not to respond with an obsequious, earnest promise of complete cooperation like all too many “conservative” rumpswabs would have—wriggling his entire body with joy, like a lonesome puppy when his master finally comes back home, at being noticed by an exalted Corporate Media outlet. Instead, he returned fire with this decidedly less-than-awestruck blast:

Hi Chiara,

We also have some questions for you as well.

Did you watch the entire video in our post and/or view the photos?
Did you see the second person in the passenger seat with his hands on that wheel?
Did you see when Joe Biden moved the steering wheel yet the car is not moving in that direction?

And what is your motivation in asking TGP these questions?
What are you trying to assess from your questions?

Have you confirmed with Ford on the record their statement?

Do you believe Joe Biden is fit enough to drive a car or truck?
Would you ride in a car with Joe Biden driving you?

Did you watch his speech on Tuesday? Did you count how many times he got lost in his own words?
Have you reported on his mental decline? Have you reported on his dementia?
Or is your organization protecting Joe Biden?
Why do you continue to hide the truth from the American public?

We will also be doing a follow-up story including your email…Could you please provide some additional information?

What is the tone and motivation of your questions?

Can you elaborate on your motivation for this fact check?

What conclusions are you trying to affirm through your questioning?

Thank you,
Jim Hoft

Heh. And that, folks, is what we call balling the fuckin’ jack.

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MarkMatis

That is why one wishes the Israelis had done a better job when they hit that building in Gaza the other day. Dead journalists is something to cheer!!!

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kennycan

They’re not journalists, they’re Journolists. Also known as Propaganda Divisions of the Deep State.

kennycan

As is my nature, I was EXTREMELY sceptical that Demented Fool Usurper was driving that F-150. What immediately came to mind was those new Mopar commercials where the two kids are driving like Pro Stuntmen, at which point the camera freezes and the kid says “our lawyers want you to know that of course none of this is real”.

I never thought of the old Driver’s Ed Two Steering Wheels and Controls Scam. My eldest took Driver’s Ed recently and I was reminded that the passenger seat controls also have an override just in case ole Biteme started fantasizing that he could really drive. That article makes me think of Maggie sitting with her toy steering wheel sucking on a pacifier while Marge Simpson drives. At least the kid could fake the turns correctly. Demented Fool Usurper couldn’t even get that right.

HazHap

They really do not want people mentally comparing Dementia Joe to elderly family members they know who should no longer be allowed behind the wheel. That would make it way too obvious just how far gone he really is.

kennycan

Then maybe they should stop trying to make bass ackwards attempts to show him driving a new Ford F-150 and other ridiculous things they can’t hide well.

Actually, my guess is that is EXACTLY the subtle message they want to send out by making faux situations like this and making little “slip ups” like showing the second steering wheel so obviously.

Like I said, the Mopar commercial is seamless in its graphics, even though it is obvious the kids are not really driving. Even though you KNOW its a Fake you can’t actually tell that from the video.

There’s no way our modern tech guys working with the resources of the WH and Fed Gov can’t make a simple commercial like that without screwing up something so simple as an obvious second steering wheel visible and cuts from him steering to the car moving. That’s child’s play for special effects these days.

Barry

Yep, I don’t know what we’re seeing here, but it’s not what it appears to be.

HazHap

While they ought to be able to produce better fakes, it is important to keep in mind that these people are not nearly as smart as they think they are. Incompetence is always a very strong possibility.

That said, factional infighting among the handlers is also a plausible theory. And having some little “errors” on the record in case they need to use Dementia Joe as a scape goat to throw overboard would be solid contingency planning. The left is always ready to break some eggs for their desired omelet, and Biden has always been expendable. My original estimate of his removal was mid-April at the latest, so he has lasted longer than I thought already.

kennycan

I think they kept him longer only because people predicted they wouldn’t. I still don’t think the plan is 2 years and a month to give Kamel ten years. So with those two ideas in my head I think they’ll hope for a second quarter good economy numbers and then phase him out by year end with the endgame starting August.
November? So he can “spend some quality time with his family before he doesn’t recall who they are”. There will be laments about how cruel Alzheimer’s is and how Hero Joe didn’t deserve this fate but his Leadership was so monumental over his lifetime that the People of the US OWE it to him to let him spend his last days in Peace, knowing we’re All United in our Love for Joe Biden and America. (ok I’m gagging too hard now. Got. To. Stop.)

Barry

As I keep saying, they have everything they want in biden, they are not going to change for no reason.

HazHap

For a puppet president, any puppet will do. One who can actually follow a script would be a bonus for them, but maybe they don’t care that everyone on the planet laughs at old dementia case Joe.

Barry

They laugh at Kamala’s laughing as well. She’s possibly even worse than the head puppet, who knows. I’ve yet to hear her put together more than a couple sensible, even if lies, sentences.

Ironbear

Would you ride in a car with Joe Biden driving you?

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like Joe Biden, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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