When His (dis)Honor Red Bill DeBalledZero gets a bucketful of dung hurled in his face by constituents repurposing his New York Narc Line for the better, you know there’s still hope for America.
De Blasio’s social distancing tip line flooded with penis photos, Hitler memes
Mayor Bill de Blasio’s critics let him know how they really felt about him ordering New Yorkers to snitch on each other for violating social-distancing rules — by flooding his new tip line with crank complaints including “dick pics” and people flipping the bird, The Post has learned.
Photos of extended middle fingers, the mayor dropping the Staten Island groundhog and news coverage of him going to the gym have all been texted to a special tip line that de Blasio announced Saturday, according to screenshots posted on Twitter.
One user sent the message “We will fight this tyrannical overreach!” to the service and got an automated message that in part said, “Hello, and thank you for texting NYC311.”
“F–k you!” replied @MorganLSchmidt1, along with a meme showing Adolf Hitler and the words “TO THOSE TURNING IN YOUR NEIGHBORS AND LOCAL BUSINESSES — YOU DID THE REICH THING.”
“Start flooding their reporting text numbers with this pics!” the tweet added.
Other profane messages included a photo of a bowl of gummy candies in the shape of male genitalia and a sign saying “EAT A BAG OF D–KS.”
All good stuff, yes, but this next one is probably my own personal fave.
An NYPD source said that “dick pic” photos of real penises have also been texted to 311, and a caller phoned in a tip that de Blasio was seen performing oral sex on someone “in an alleyway behind a 7-11” early Sunday.
YES. More like that one, please. Remember to include a detailed description of the burro Bill was observed blowing with your report next time, too. Thank you.
The inundation of off-color texts was so large the city had to temporarily shut down the service.
“The city has begun vetting everything before dispersing the information to precincts,” the NYPD source said.
And then, after you guys get done with all those, umm, essential services, maybe youse could get back to work doing some actual police work.
Sounds crazy, I know, but it just might work.
Fredo’s stupider brother speechified today about needing more money to keep state and local governments open. Something about vital services like the police. You mean the same police who’ve announced that they’re not going out on calls unless a murder is reported or the barracks is low on donuts, and yet have laid off no one? The police in other jurisdictions who violate their oaths of service by attempting to enforce blatantly unConstitutional dictats?
I suggest we cut every useless police force by, say, 90% as a first step. And then every government office in which the workers are told to stay home but collect full pay. And then zero out the pay of every politician who’s ordered businesses to be closed. I’ll bet that would go a long way to balancing the budgets.