“Trigger Therapy” with Borepatch in the A.M.

Greetings and Salutations!
So since this here ain’t MY haus per se, and our Gracious Blegghost, my Brother From Another Mother Mike (AKA “Stumpy” Hendrix) allows me to come over and occasionally sling some poo and be a general malcontent, I’m resisting the urge to poast moar frequently, as SOME of his ‘regular’ readers find me to be an uncouth eeee-vil Right of Hitler antisemite/ray-sa-cyst/noticer to the Nth Degree.

Guilt on all counts.

BUT
That being admitted to and suchlike, I still want to tell those who may be innerested as to the week, the week end and the various  slings and arrows of outrageous H.R. reportable crimes I may or may not have committed over the past week…  Onw was today at People’s Glorious Steel Mill towards the end-of-the-week Struggle Session where all of the trainees get together and self critique this past week and what we as a group could do to further the Modern Soyviet Man.

At one point the females of the group got a weeeeee bit out of hand.
Like LOUDLY out of hand where the Commissars (all a good 10-15 years younger than myself attempted to reign in the chaos.

This included, no shit, an attempt to “Poetry Snap” attention towards themselves.
As in raising both hands, and snapping their fingers as loudly as possible.
As if they were snap-applauding a Poetry Slam…
FFS….

Needless to say, this didn’t work.

There’s only so much an old Unreformed Grunt or “DEI Converso” (converso being the term for undercover Jews in Spain used, who allegedly converted to Catholicism, but kept practicing their Jewish faith, despite the risks…) I run the same in that as stated, I’m a “DEI Converso”… I keep my mouth shut, parrot The Party Line and don’t raise my head above the trench parapet, lest it get shot off…

Except today.
Overtired, brain burned to the point I was a talking monkey, hearing the nonstop female jibber-jabber finally got to me.

“AT EASE!!!!” I yelled in a moderately raised voice.

What can I say?  It was reflexive at that point…

Every. Single. Person. suddenly shut the fuck up, shut the fuck down, and turned to stare at the very large known former DotMil Private Military Contractor who called in the ‘silence marker’ so to speak.  50+ people cowed into instant silence…

A guy sitting next to me turned and sotto voce said “Tell me you were in the Army, without telling me you were in the Army.”
Guilt as charged is what I replied.
The Managers and Supervisors were actually grateful , as it alleviated THEM from having had to cow the crowd, and risk an H.R. intervention.  And TBH, it was the least of my options, where in reality standing up and shouting “Everyone needs to shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, or I’m going to fucking Hulk the Fuck out!”  THAT would have set my new-career dissipation light into the red-zone, and I sort of like this gig.  I’m making good cash, getting a lot of exercise, losing weight and in a few months, I might be able to buy some MOAR cool new toys before the wheels come off for good.

Case in point:
Downtown Tampa, on my way to the Industrial Area, near the Port…
The Port Sapper USED to work at…  The Port that 90% of ALL the gas that goes up the East Cost comes in
THAT port.
Those are Califrutopia Prices…
If we’re seeing those, shit is about to get real.
‘Cos this means Independent Truckers are NOT going to be able to afford to work, and along with the interest rate increases, well the Ind. Trucker kids are NOT nor CAN NOT afford to be hauling good at that cost point shortly.  Payments on a Truck?  Whooo…  I’m rethinking my purchases with the next few weeks in mind, and retuning my “Wants/Needs/Desires”

Now, that being said, by now a LOT of you have heard about Borepatch and his “Big C” Diagnosis.
Prostate Cancer.
We’re going to Manatee tomorrow for some well earned and needed ‘trigger therapy’ to try and beat a little anger at the Universe and Circumstances out via shooting some superior firepower.  I’ll have pics hopefully for the next post.  He’s a great dude and going to try and explain MY protocol, as it worked for Gretchen, as well as some other people…  that and we’ve seen enough “official” papers now pretty much that shows that A) They know cancer is a viral infection and that B) antivirals like Ivermectin and Fenbendazole if not cure it, they have major negative affects on tumors, hence the panic during the ‘Vid back in 2020, as they knew IF people started popping Ivermectin, in particular cancer patients that it could give away the whole “cancer grift:”

Make of it what you will.

Otherwise, we’re great here.  The Boat is repaired, for short money a guy did the alternator, but that only meant that the window regulator I replaced less than 2 years ago?  Yeah, the wire broke the other day, so the window is fucked again… Man I need a break.

BTW: A heads up
The Dooney is in a contest.  I’m not a big believer in this, but G asked me to put this up:
Some BS Baby of the Year contest
Bah… they’re all rigged.
But the link is here: https://babyoftheyear.org/2026/axel-09fa
I’d appreciate any voat.
As would The Dooney
He IS a cute lil Bastid ain’t he?
So more later
Big Country

 

 

 

 

 

5

“Anti-gun vultures” pissed over

Correia gives ‘em what for.

Larry Correia
@monsterhunter45

Looks like it is time to once again post my A to Z Guide to Anti-Gun Vulture Talking Points!

A. Gun owners are never trained enough so are dangerous and shouldn’t be armed at all.

B. Gun owners who do train are crazy psychos living out their wannabe fantasies itching to shoot someone.

C. Even though it takes orders of magnitude more effort to become marginally effective with martial arts than a gun, you are better off using martial arts and not having a gun.

D. *Real Men* use their hands. This is why your mom and grandma shouldn’t have guns either.

E. Twitter randos who have never been punched in the face are experts on real life violence, and whatever you have personally experienced doesn’t count.

F. No matter how trained you are, it is never enough for the hypothetical attacker they make up. Sure, your concealed handgun might be enough to stop a regular robber or rapist, but what about if you get attacked by 20 Chechen terrorists with AKs, huh? Huh? (we call this the Dracula Riding Godzilla rule)

G. If the anti-gun vulture was ever in the military, this makes them a Military Trained Expert. Even though most of the time this means they got to put 20 rounds through an M-16 once in 1992.

H. No matter how many certified MMA bad asses or combat vets go “lol wut, dork? I’d rather have a gun.” the anti-gun Twitter vulture will remain undeterred.

I. Goldilocks Rules apply. No matter how much you know about guns, you’re either too ignorant and dangerous, or you know too much and that makes you dangerous. Whatever amount the anti-gun zealot knows is Just Right.

K. Whatever stats they pull out of their ass are sacrosanct. If you cite any numbers they reflexively scream “SOURCE?!” and then have some reason they won’t accept that source when provided. “The actual FBI Crime Statistics? LAME!”

L. At some point they’ll need to talk about how big our penises are, because guns are for compensation. Obviously the female gun owners are compensating for their tiny uteruses.

M. “I believe in the Second Amendment BUUUUUUUUT-” (insert statist bullshit here)
Z. “You sound angry.”

Lots more good stuff to come yet, natch, all the way through to…

Z. “You sound angry.”

Okay, I admit, that one’s my personal favorite.

It ain’t the fruit in the fight, it’s the fight in the fruit

Arthur Sido provides a timely reminder.

One of the jokes we tell ourselves on /ourside/ is that in a second civil war, one side has half a billion guns and the other side doesn’t know which bathroom to use. It is pretty funny and it is also true but then again it misses something I try to emphasize:

A noodle-arm, limp-dick fag with a septum ring can still kill you dead as a doornail using a crappy SCCY with pink grips.

The times they are a’changin’ and the Left, once proudly anti-gun, has been quietly and not so quietly arming and training for the last decade, accelerating once Trump 2.0 happened and especially after Renee Good and Alex Pretti became good communists.

Of course this is not happening organically. Nothing these fruitcakes do is their own idea. Do you think a significant percentage of people in America suddenly decided all on their own that they were “assigned the wrong gender at birth”? Of course not. There is a large online community that is certainly at least somewhat organized and funded, likely by foreign adversaries as well as domestic insurrectionists, that spends all day online using Telegram and Discord and other medium to whisper perversions and hatred into the minds of people that are unmoored from society.

However it is happening, the Left is arming up and embracing a perverted interpretation of the 2nd Amendment that only applies to socialists engaged in the class struggle to defend marginalized communities or some similar bullshit.

The same media that hates you and thinks you should be disarmed because you don’t want your family robbed, raped or killed by some feral thugs is giddy over the idea of communists arming themselves.

I’ve been issuing this same cautionary bulletin for years now, pretty much ever since I read my first MSM article beatifying the Pink Pistols (motto: “Armed gays don’t get bashed”). None of us ought ever to make the potentially fatal mistake of assuming that just because they look and act like whiny, emasculated pusscakes, they aren’t also deadly serious, and altogether dangerous. Unhinged whackjobs brandishing rifles, pistols, knives, and clubs should always be kept well away from, even if it means crossing the street so as to avoid getting within CQB range of them.

Obvious question, obvious answer

Take ’em out from twenty feet away, or close with ‘em? That’s a no-brainer if ever there was one.

Want to Reduce Violent Crime Against Women? Get More of Them to Carry a Gun
While there is a kernel of truth behind the advice to remain passive when confronted by a criminal, the claim is highly misleading. Data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics’ National Crime Victimization Survey shows that passive behavior appears slightly safer than all forms of active resistance combined – but that comparison lumps together very different actions.

For women, the most dangerous form of resistance is to fight with their fists, because doing so often triggers a violent physical reaction from the attacker. The next most dangerous choice is to run. Escaping is ideal when possible, but women generally run more slowly than men, and being tackled can produce serious injury. Other options such as using a baseball bat or a knife turn out not to be a lot better because women are at a disadvantage whenever they come into physical contact with a male attacker.

By contrast, the safest option for a woman confronted by a criminal is to have a gun. Women who rely on passive behavior are 2.5 times more likely to suffer serious injury than women who defend themselves with a firearm.

Bold mine, and for some bizarre reason totally incomprehensible to shitlibs. Hell, they can’t seem to grasp it even after it’s been calmly, patiently explained to them about a blue million tiimes or thereabouts.

(Via Insty)

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