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THAT’S how you do it

No subtitles necessary for this, your Feel Good Vidya Of The Week.

Only one complaint can I make: those fine German lads and lassies who dragged the Climate Change (formerly Global Warming, formerly Global Cooling, formerly The Weather)™ assholes out of the fucking street should have beaten said assholes to bloody rags after the FIRST time they picked their sorry selves up and went back out to play in traffic—something their mamas shoulda told them not to ever do, back when they were still young enough to profit by the advice.

I mean, when you find a cockroach in the house you don’t gently pull him to safety outside; you motherfucking crush his nasty ass, wipe up the remains with a paper towel or something, and toss the whole disgusting mess into the trash bin. Same principle applies here, right down the line.

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10 thoughts on “THAT’S how you do it

  1. When videoing, be careful.

    When the cameras go off, SSS.

    Isn’t SSS the SteveF way?

    1. I think they are taking great pains not to do anything more than remove an obstruction, knowing they will be prosecuted for anything more.

      1. Mask, baby, mask.

        A way to deal with some of the superannuated infants would be for two me to drag them away and accidentally go to different sides of a lamppost. “Oh, oops, did we just ram your head into the post?” Another, if a single man is strong enough, is to grab an obstruction on both sides of the chin, from behind, and sharply drag him away. It’s unlikely to break a neck but is likely to be painful. (Almost as painful as being dragged by the hair, heh.) A third, if a man is really strong, is to grab an obstruction by the head and throw him off the road.

        However, a better approach is to maim the protesters. An incident in which three “activists” each lost an eye makes “sitting for environmental justice” a lot less appealing. One of the few good things to come of the fake pandemic is that carrying a disposable mask has become commonplace.

  2. I observe in passing that it probably would have been a lot harder to come back for seconds if the sonsofbitches returning to the street after the initial clean up had been cheerfully and repeatedly kicked in the balls.
    They should have been dragged off feet first and face down to drive the initial removal well home anyways. The Marquis of Queensbury is dead.

    The chick who pulled the other twat out hair-first had the right idea: stupid ought to hurt.

    But ultimately, test their convictions: run their effing asses over, and keep right on going. The only people I respect are the ones who at least set themselves on fire. Those idiots at least are committed.

    These @$$holes were just virtue signaling, largely consequence-free.
    They want to write that check?
    Cash it by running them over.

    Make protesting great again.

    1. I like the fire idea. It might be a good idea to carry a few quarts of gasoline, high-proof rubbing alcohol, or similar in your car, plus a box of long wooden matches.

        1. Hand sanitizer straight out of the bottle is pre-jelled napalm, in service of that idea.

          Just saying.

  3. Words are insufficient to describe my hatred for these scumbags. Kill every last motherfucking one of them, in as painful a way as possible.

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