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Police offer new details in Paul Pelosi assault

San Francisco Police Chief Bill Scott confirmed that the intruder was specifically targeting the House speaker. “Everyone should be disgusted,” he said.

Sorry, not disgusted, not even a tiny bit. What I actually am is highly, highly amused.

SAN FRANCISCO — Police said Friday evening the attack on Paul Pelosi, the husband of Speaker Nancy Pelosi, was “intentional.”

No, really? SRSLY? That there’s some top-quality sleuthing there, Depitty Dawg.

The man accused of entering the Pelosi home and attacking Paul Pelosi with a hammer specifically targeted the California Democrat, San Francisco Police Chief Bill Scott confirmed on Friday. That was consistent with the revelation that the assailant, a 42-year-old Berkeley resident, had asked “Where is Nancy?” before his assault.

“This was intentional,” Scott told reporters, adding politicians’ families “don’t sign up for this.”

Oh yes, they do. That is, if the words of one Thomas Jefferson still count for anything.

“It is wrong, and everyone should be disgusted,” he added.

Nope, sorry not sorry; still amused over here, not disgusted. Here’s where things get sketchy.

David DePape forced his way into the home through a back entrance, Scott said. Officers arrived at the house, knocked on the front door and were let inside by an unknown person. They discovered DePape and Pelosi struggling for a hammer, and after they instructed them to drop the weapon, Scott said, DePape took the hammer and “violently attacked” Pelosi.

To recap, then: the cops were let into the palatial PeeLousy crib by who even knows, then stood idly by as two half-nekkid dudes were rasslin’ around. Then, when a verbal request to knock that shit off was ignored by the combatants, they looked on as the vicious skull-cracking went down right in front of their faces. Uhhhh HUH. I can see no problem with any of that perfectly believable narrative, not a-tall I don’t.

The emerging portrait of a politically motivated attack by a man who consumed fringe conspiracy theories has shocked San Francisco and stoked fresh concerns about elected officials facing violence.

Not on MY part they haven’t.

While authorities have not detailed a motive, DePape’s online history indicates that he subscribed to the discredited narrative that the 2020 presidential election was illegitimate and espoused a range of bigoted and radical beliefs. He expressed anti-Semitic views and appeared to embrace the QAnon movement, which posits a secret cabal of pedophiles has been protected by people in power.

SO, just another addition to the ever-lengthening litany of politically-motivated Left-wing violence, then. Making it exactly one (1) more of such than we’ve seen to date from us deadly-dangerous Right-wing Nazi radical white supremacist extremists, oddly enough. Gin-soaked hag Nancy’s office issued an unintentionally side-splitting statement regarding the bizarre incident:

Rep. Pelosi’s (D-Calif.) office released a statement saying Pelosi, 82, was hospitalized but is expected to make a full recovery. The speaker and her family “requested privacy at this time,” according to the statement.

Yeah, I just bet you did at that, Skeletor. Nothing quite like the healing power of “privacy” to help one get through such a trying ordeal, I’m sure. Rand Paul reeled off a scalpel-sharp riposte in response.

Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky.) wished Mr. Pelosi a speedy recovery “unlike Nancy Pelosi’s daughter” who mocked the 2017 violent attack on the senator at his home that left him seriously injured. Part of Paul’s lung had to be surgically removed after a neighbor attacked him over his political views.

Heh. Also, OOF. If PeeLousy homme or femme had any capacity to feel shame, they’d be up to their necks in it after that semi-subtle slam.

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Barry

Just perfect.

I’m guessing the man was a house guest, providing sex and drugs to pelosi.

Jaybo

Who cares?

Barry

Apparently you do as you read and responded.

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Jaybo

Get a job… oh you have Donnybrook lol

Barry

Pathetic, the typical liar.

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Jaybo

You know a real man doesn’t call someone names that he wouldn’t say face to face. You have done a bunch of that.

Barry

A real man doesn’t tell lie after lie. You have done a bunch of that. I call people that lie liars to their face.

So let’s start:

1) You stated that ECU put out more pro baseball players than any other school

2) You have stated at least twice that Shanghai Motors owns 1/3 of General Motors

3) You stated that some unknown number of people died due to the Chernobyl disaster, but implied it was thousands and when called on the lie switched to reindeer, stating that thousands of reindeer died, also untrue.

All three are lies you have told.

Jaybo

Check the ECU numbers by capita Bozo

2) fact

3) You dumbass said Chernobyl had 60 casualties. There were THOUSANDS, And it is still a wasteland not blooming as you stated.

You are narcisstic frat boy who should really look at how many times you use I. You speak like what you think is the last word

This must be your lonely life and yes we know you are ugly. Boo hoo.

kennycan

Last I heard all College Baseball teams are allowed the same amount of players each year.

But move those goalposts to “per capita”.

U of kennycan has two alumni that played pro sports. Per Capita I WIN!

Jaybo

No you didn’t win LOL

kennycan

2 out of 3 alumni!

I dare ANY college to compete with that!

Barry

More lies told by a lefty.

1) per capita is not what you claimed, nor is there any difference in the number of baseball players allowed at ECU Vs any of the teams above ECU on the pro player totem pole. ECU doesn’t even make the top 20. I’m not sure it’s in the top 100. The 2021 roster has one ECU player while UNC has seven, along with South Carolina and a few others. UNC is in the top 20 all time, ECU nowhere to be found.

In other words, you lied. 100% lie.

2) Shanghai Motors does not own 1/3 of GM. That is just a lie. You typing 4 letters in a row that spell a word doesn’t make it true.

In other words, you lied. 100% lie.

3) I reported the official death count from Chernobyl. Like the good little lefty you are, you make up another set of numbers and claim accuracy, but you can’t back it up, because it is a lie. And yes, the area is blooming and booming with wildlife, wildlife that is unaffected by the radiation.

In other words, you lied. 100% lie.

Nobody forces you to tell lies. You just do it because that’s the person you are.

There is a rule about holes. I hope you will ignore it and keep digging.

MarkMatis

Well cops in San Francisco frequently find two almost naked men wrestling when they respond to calls.

Skeptic

Breitbart investigated, and found that Pelosi described the man as a “friend” to the police, and that the man was a full on leftist who lives in a house with BLM signs and the like. Guaranteed this was faggotry gone wrong.

kennycan

“San Francisco is MAGA COUNTRY” he was heard to yell as he attacked Pelosi clad only in a Red Trump Hat and Magic Mormon Underwear!

Can you Jus Smellit? That Fake News odor that could choke a horse (or a chicken) wafting from the whole coverage of what was obviously a sex and drugs orgy gone horribly wrong.

Earlier reports said the Security Guard let the “friend” in at 2am.
What security guard would let a drugged out whacko in without first clearing it with the owner of the house? That’s why he said he let in a “friend”. Probably a gay prostitute that had been there many times before.

The whole J6 and Q connection is probably completely fabricated.

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SteveF

Magic Mormon Underwear

Male or female? I’d hate to think that the guy was a weirdo or something.

Barry

I heard they were once worn by a senator from Utah.

Jaybo

They didn’t work AGAIN

Barry

What color were the underwear? Were they red and have MAGA written on them as well?

kennycan

There’s only one way a Mormon swings and that’s white…

Aesop

I see.
Sumdood let the cops in, and they passed him by to find two men wrestling in their underwear.

But nothing untoward at this point.

I suppose they were wearing MAGA hats too, and one of them tied a noose around Mr. Pelosi, poured bleach on him, and said, “Hey, aren’t you the faggot married to that hag in the Congress?”

So what we know from this incident is that it wasn’t an attack, it was performance art, and the script was written by Jussie Smolett.

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