That a story as delicious as this one doesn’t give him a sharp frisson of delight?
Rodgers In, Roethlisberger Out: ‘Fully Vaxxed’ Steelers QB Out with Covid as Unvaxxed Packers QB Returns to Action
Y’all begin to see what I mean already, I bet.
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is cleared to return to action Sunday after sitting out with Covid-19. He drew plenty of controversy after saying he was vaccinated, then having to admit that he wasn’t when he tested positive.
Now, another future Hall of Fame quarterback is out. Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger also claims that he’s vaccinated. We’ll soon know if that’s true since he’s out for Sunday with Covid. According to NBC Sports:
The Steelers will have to try to win their fifth game in a row without their starting quarterback. According to Steelers spokesman Burt Lauten, quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been placed on the COVID-19 reserve list. He’s out for Sunday’s game against the Lions.
Roethlisberger becomes the second high-profile quarterback to miss a game this month due to COVID. If he’s vaccinated, he’ll be able to return after generating a pair of negative tests at least 24 hours apart. If he’s not vaccinated, he’ll miss at least 10 days.
Last week, Roethlisberger said he’s vaccinated. (Then again, so did Aaron Rodgers.) If Roethlisberger truly is vaccinated, the outcome suggests that he developed symptoms and was tested.
Alll just one more example of the ludicrous fuck-uppery brought to you by the most prolific producers of ludicrous fuck-uppery of all time, our very own Powers That Be. Three groans for ’em, folks.
Y’know, for villainous, evil despots possessed of the finely-tuned code of morality and ethics of a honey badger in rut; the compassion and restraint of Vlad the Impaler; the warmth and sensitivity of Don Rickles; and the simple human decency of Maximilien Robespierre, our would-be lords and masters sure seem to trip over their own dicks a hell of a lot, don’t they? Instead of sinister, near-invincible Bad Guys like, say, Doc Ock, the Green Goblin, Lex Luthor, or Professor Moriarty, these FederalGovCo assclowns more closely resemble Elmer Fudd, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Wile E Coyote. We expect the James-Younger Gang. The goobermint gives us The Shakiest Gun In The West as a stand-in.
I mean, really now. Deadly, bioweapons-lab-grown plagues that aren’t actually all that deadly, more nuisance than plague. World-beating, multirole stealth fighters that won’t fly, aren’t terribly stealthy, are extremely delicate and unreliable, can only carry enough ammo to fling two or three seconds worth of Combat Sadness at its opponent before fleeing the furball to RTB and reload. An extravagantly-financed, high-tech military force whose soldiers are far too dainty and Evolved to fight, under the command of a flag-rank officer corps more intently focused on enforcing the PC catechism than defeating our adversaries, its Navy apparently unable to navigate the seas without slamming into another ship, a dock, or a random terrain feauture. Mandatory electric automobiles entirely incapable of fulfilling the needs of a vast, widely-dispersed populace whose typical daily commute to work and back covers mileage more than sufficient to drain its batteries—cars which will be wholly dependent on a huge network of public charging stations that simply doesn’t exist. Which, as it happens, is of no great importance anyway because the nation’s outdated, overtaxed power grid simply cannot shoulder the increased load, being dangerously strained to keep the lights on already.
All the above is but a small sampling of the neverending cavalcade of stupidity, gross incompetence, unanticipated knock-on effects, and even worse calamities these retards insist on afflicting normal people with…For Our Own Good, natch. And now these Supergenii, these self-proclaimed “Experts,” these shambolic, all-thumbed, pig-ignorant droolcases have outdone themselves at last: a miraculous Vaccine!! so effective, so safe, so all-round beneficial for one and all that they not only had to mount a full-court-press propaganda effort, but also make submitting to it a non-negotiable requirement in order to keep one’s job, leave one’s home, or just generally be allowed to participate in society without being aggressively vilified, attacked, and/or thrown into the Gulag forever to get the concoction into American bloodstreams.
And just look what happens next. Not only did History’s Deadliest Plague fizzle badly on ’em, now the already-wheezing PTB Klown Kar is stalling out from rapidly-mounting evidence confirming that this shady “vaccine” they’ve pimped so frantically is in fact NOT effective, NOT beneficial or even benign, and absolutely, positively NOT SAFE. The propaganda campaign was already floundering, having been nowhere near convincing enough to persuade skeptical Americans to place their trust in a government medical establishment whose treachery and untrustworthiness had long since been established in the original chain of lies and manipulation used to spark the contrived “crisis” nearly two years ago. One can only wonder at what their next desperate gambit might possibly be, and what bonehead move on their part will bring their latest house of cards tumbling down.
I dunno, somehow I always kinda figured that Evil Incarnate would be way more skillfull and capable than these boobs have turned out to be. Oh well, my bad. After nigh on five decades of paying close attention to the antics, habits, and rituals of the ProPol Class in its native environment, I really should’ve known better than that.
The Scam worked though.
– Joetato’s Puppet Masters.
Where’s my Negro Pudding?
Don’t forget their being unable to fight a fire because no one knew how to find and turn on the fire fighting systems, resulting in the complete loss of the ship. And this while sitting peacefully at dock side with on-shore help readily available. Now imagine them doing damage control under combat conditions out in the wide open ocean. Any even semi-capable adversary is going to crush the US Navy like a cheap beer can…assuming our stunning, brave diversity doesn’t just go over to the other side, of course.
And also assuming that the US Navy actually exists. Fresh evidence out of Ashcanistan appears to indicate that the majority of the expensively trained and equipped Afghan National Army never even existed. Running a scam that is literally millenia old, the top officers reported hundreds of thousands of troops in the ranks who existed only on paper, pocketing the salaries and expense budgets of these legions of ghost soldiers that Uncle Sucker was relying on to fight the Taliban. Usually such scams just shave the numbers, reporting 115% or 120% of real troop numbers. But the Afghans apparently had entire formations that existed nowhere but in the invoices sent to DC. It kind of makes you wonder how much of the US military actually exists, doesn’t it?
Sadly, I do wonder.
Maybe some National Guard units in some Red States should test that out.
The entirety of the FedGov couldn’t last 5 minutes of an accounting audit and there’s something like 6 Trillion Dollars sloshing through DC every year and getting larger every year.
Totally agree, kennycan. A complete lack of even the most basic accounting and operational controls and audit trails, combined with not even a pretense of actual budgeting. I would expect that a minimum of 25% of all federal dollars get siphoned straight into some connected person’s pocket. And hundreds of billions more goes straight into funding the left’s “activist” groups. Pretty much none of those people have actual jobs or even marketable skills; they are all attacking real Americans while getting their cash right out of our pockets. A lot of people seem to think Soros and similar leftist oligarchs fund everything the left does. While I am sure they do contribute to the cause, most of the left’s funding is stolen from productive Americans. Total parasites, all of them.
“I would expect that a minimum of 25%…”
Geez, I’m guessing it’s more like 50% direct and another 40 indirect. Maybe 10% does something less than useless.
I realize that its just a literary device, but I would never use the phrase “trip over their own dicks” concerning the elite. They would probably take pride in that, concerning the tiny size of most of their appendages. However, I might use it for Rachel Levine.
I think they hand over their appendages to Nancy as they enter DC.
Sometimes when they leave she even gives a few back.
I guess she was able to grab ahold of them with tweezers.
The most startling thing about this is that Ben and Aaron are still playing at their age. You can tell the league has been protecting the QB for years.
Still? I stopped watching the NFL years ago, and some of these guys are still in the league. I think that is a sign of just how thin the talent pool is these days for starting QBs.
And yet Crapperdick can’t get a backup QB job.
It’s just fucking hilarious. Just hilarious.
I’ve heard it called the National Felon League.
Perhaps it’s the National Fools League.
To pile on more tyranny, of course, and keep piling it on until either they win and we are all in chains, camps, or coffins, or we win and just kill them all.
It really does look like those are the only two options available to us, don’t it? Hate to say it, but with every passing day and each new outrage against everything America used to stand for, I find myself increasingly fine with that. They want it, I say we let ’em have it–a full-strength, undiluted dose of it.
People like us have been saying for years that SJW always double down, that progressives never retreat, that commies keep pushing until they win, but I don’t think that until recently we really began to understand what that actually means, and the unavoidable implications of that understanding.
To put it in a slightly different frame, imagine that you’ve got a serial killer trying to break into your house. No matter what you do to discourage him, he always returns to make another attempt.
Eventually you’re simply going to have to kill that sonofabitch.
What we’re trying to figure out right now is exactly what “eventually” means.