A woman after my own heart.
MASK MADNESS Female shopper whips off her THONG and wears it as a Covid face mask after supermarket staff refused to serve her
THIS is the shocking moment a shopper whipped off her thong in the middle of a supermarket and donned it as a face covering after being refused service.
The viral clip shows the female customer remove her undies to put on her face after being warned she would not be served without a Covid mask on.
The bizarre incident was caught on camera at a Pick n Pay supermarket in South Africa, and has since caused quite a stir online.
The shopper was asked to put on a face covering by a security guard, but claimed she did not have one.
After threatening to remove her from the store, footage shows the woman then reach under her dress and whip off her thong to use as a makeshift mask.
Another female shopper, reportedly the same woman who went viral earlier in the week for telling supermarket staff to remove their face masks, appeared to congratulate her, saying “well done”.
Well done is right. But naturally, a horde of cowardly Karens came out of the woodwork online to wildly flap their arms and skreeee!! in hysterical condemnation of the righteous babe’s perfect improvisational flipping of the freedom bird at the panic-ninnies. This one cops the award for Most Obtuse:
“We have a serious virus and (she thinks) a G-string will save her. Come on grow up. What must your family think?”
Might want to have a wee gander at the box your own precious little face-diaper came in, Einstein. Chances are it looks something like this:
Ooops. No prize this time, you quaking lackwit, but thanks for playing our game anyway. A tip of the cap and a big, fat CF kiss a-blown to the sassy lassie who so cheekily gave us all a real-world demonstration of the USMC’s “adapt and overcome” motto, bless her clever self. If she hasn’t already auctioned the thong off on eBay for substantial remuneration, I hope like hell she does.