Climatology 101 this time, courtesy of Aesop.
To listen to the idiot retards of the media (but I repeat myself), you’d think everyone living in Califrutopia should be building an ark or something.
Fortunately, unlike most of the failed stand-up comics and braindead spokesbimbos who become weatherguessers and newsreaders, some of us have lived here more than a year or two, and we know that California has wet years, and dry years, which alternate at whim. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Cleverly, there has long been a name for what’s going on now, and it’s not the “Pineapple Express”, the “Fruit Cocktail Zephyr”, or any other such dipshitical dopey name they focus-grouped into being to try and sell more commercials in between bouts of weather doomporn.
The actual name for what’s happening now goes by a rather more accurate name.
We call it “rain”.
It ain’t caused by globull warmism, or climate change, nor any other such ginned up silliness so stupid, you need horsefaced fetal alcohol midwit dropouts from Sweden to shill for it.
In fact, there’s another clever name for what’s happening at the moment, and why.
It’s called “winter”.
And – shocker of shockers – in February!!! Who’d have foreseen that?!?
If ever there was a time to panic, surely it is now, Califrutopians. Be sure that while you do, you stay tuned to your local TV news station to keep up with the latest weather updates; as always, our one and only concern is Keeping You Safe!©
But first, go to the grocery store and buy all of the bread, milk, and eggs.
I thought was an exclusive to the South for an 8th inch of snow predictions…
If California was a serious state with actual leadership (I know, I know), they would have spent the tens of billions wasted on the high speed rail to nowhere boondoggle on more water capture and reservoir systems. Then they could actually capture the rain from these occasional wet years and store it for the frequent dry years, rather than complaining about droughts. Of course the green lunatics won’t permit that, so California continues trying to survive with a reservoir system built 60+ years ago for half the population it has now.
Or they could have built zero-carbon nuclear-powered desalinization plants. Or done both.