Take ‘em down, take ‘em down, take ‘em ALLLL the way down.
I may possibly have fiddled around with that headline just a wee bit.
Harvard President Claudine Gay resigned from her position Tuesday after facing backlash over her response to antisemitism on campus and a plagiarism scandal.
Gay announced her resignation “with a heavy heart,” and said her stepping down is in the “best interest” of the university.
Gay’s resignation makes her tenure the shortest in the Ivy League university’s history, only serving six months and two days in her position, according to The Harvard Crimson, the university’s school paper. It is currently unknown who will be appointed to serve as an interim president in Gay’s place.
As she left, she committed yet another act of plagiarism on her way out the door. Apparently, the little sneak-thief just can’t help herself, having not a single original idea rattling around in her thick, empty skull.
CAMBRIDGE, MA — After facing weeks of pressure to resign following scandals involving campus antisemitism and plagiarism, Claudine Gay has announced she will step down as Harvard’s President. She delivered her remarks this morning in a tearful speech entitled “Gettysburg Address.”
“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal,” began Gay to a crowd of tearful diversity studies students. “Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war.”
“I don’t really know what these words have to do with her resignation, but the words are so beautiful!” said one 4th-year student who attended the speech. “It’s a tragedy to lose such a gifted writer and orator.”
Sources say the crowd was moved to tears by the time the speech concluded. “I have concluded that because of the Watergate matter I might not have the support of the Congress that I would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this office in the way the interests of the nation would require,” she concluded. “Therefore, I shall resign from the presidency effective noon tomorrow.”
At publishing time, Harvard confirmed they were already interviewing several other communist black women to replace Gay.
Well, naturally. I mean, what else would a commie Wokester school want? Funniest bit of the entire hilarious story is the way shitlibs are squealing like stuck pigs over the scarifying notion that Real Americans might finally be learning to use their own scummy tactics against them.
Why does this matter? The fucking evidence is her own “work.” You don’t need any “conservative ideology” to see she has serially plagiarized throughout her very undistinguished “academic” career.
You know, sometimes conservatives will reject a claim only because a liberal is claiming it, and liberals will — sometimes correctly — note that this constitutes a rejection of empirical evidence.
Note that conservatives rightly reject leftwing speculations, suppositions, and interpretations of claimed facts, all of which can and nearly always do evince a maliciously partisan reading of the available evidence. But sometimes we also reject actual evidence because we know the people offering it always lie. And when we do that, the left screams that we’re “cultish” and “closed-minded.”
And yet leftists do this every single day. Not only do they do it, they admit doing it — proudly. They are proud to reject objective, empirical, irrefutable evidence for no other reason that they people discovering it are “dirty” and “deplorable.”
Some cults are Righteous and Holy.
Ayup. The simple fact is that, if you hope to defeat Leftism, you’re necessarily going to have get your own hands dirty doing it. The Enemy has demonstrated time and time again that the one, the ONLY thing that truly matters to them is winning, nothing else. That leaves decent people but one alternative: to fight back with equally single-minded zeal, commitment, and determination. Anything short of that is a sure-fire recipe for a defeat we can in no way afford. In sum: if you’re too high-minded, too prissily above-the-fray, to do whatever it takes to win, then you…won’t. Because really, you don’t deserve to win; not having what it takes to do so, you’ve proved yourself unworthy of it.
I never have and never will be a fan, but there’s really only one appropriate tune to celebrate this happy occasion.
took long enough to pry her loose
Yep. Considering how many more there are just like her out there, imagine how long it’s gonna take to pry an entire nation loose from them…
Diversity hire that didn’t meat the minimal qualifications.
Personally, I was hoping the idiot would be kept on to continue the destruction of harvard*.
“Because really, you don’t deserve to win; not having what it takes to do so, you’ve proved yourself unworthy of it.”
Precisely. Among the outright sellouts are the wimps that never met a fight they wouldn’t run from.
*Yea, I know. The replacement will do the same thing.
Fake and Gay.
If I’d committed plagiarism in my PhD dissertation (physical/organic chemistry, UFlorida, 1987) it would be gone, gone, gone. People have had their PhDs rescinded when their fraud was found out, after the degree was awarded, too, and that’s what ought to happen to Ms. Gay.
Absolutely, but she’s one of those More Equal Animals.
We have two tiers (or more) of Justice in this country.
Fake Charges.
Real Charges with the book thrown at them.
Real Charges and a slap on the wrist.
Real Crimes and let them skate.
Real Crimes and Reward Them.