Why no, these aren’t sick, twisted, mentally-ill freaks we’re talking about. They’re every bit as normal and well-adjusted as anyone else. I’m shocked you’d even for a moment think otherwise. SHOCKED!™, I say!
‘Next To The Eggs’: Transgender Person Sues Ex To Get Back Testicles Allegedly Stored In Fridge
A transgender-identifying person in Pontiac, Michigan, is suing his ex-boyfriend for allegedly keeping his testicles in a jar in the fridge and refusing to return them, the Detroit News reports.“Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs. Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500,” Brianna Kingsley, a 40-year-old biological man who identifies as a woman, said in an affidavit, according to the outlet.
Kingsley made the claims against 37-year-old William Wojciechowski in Pontiac’s 50th District Court in a two-page affidavit Thursday. Wojciechowski says he sees the affidavit as a continuation of his ex’s prolonged pattern of harassment and threats against him.
From the sound of it, I’d say these two perfectly ordinary people deserve each other. Further explication, with pictures, of these paragons of mundane normalcy:
A Michigan man who identifies as both transgender and Muslim has filed a legal claim against his ex-boyfriend demanding the return of his amputated testicles which he says are being kept in a jar in the refrigerator.
Brianna Kingsley, 40, filed the claim against William Wojciechowski, 37, in Pontiac’s 50th District Court on Thursday. In a handwritten affidavit, Kingsley wrote: “Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in [a] Mason jar, kept in [the] fridge next to the eggs. Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500.”
Kingsley is also known as Zahrah Bri-Zee Muharib on social media, an Arabic name, and appears to have recently converted to Islam.
In April, Kingsley uploaded a video to his TikTok account titled “The Unboxing of Dee’s Nutz,” which depicts him removing a clear bag with a biohazard label while wearing a lace veil and a pink dress.
The video is captioned, “Transgender woman unboxes her surgically extracted lady balls that was [sic] packaged by the Hospital that performed her gender-affirming bottom surgery.” Smiling and laughing, Kingsley holds up the bag containing his testicles before returning them to the box and performing a curtsy. In the background behind him, a painting of a nude woman with testicles can be seen.
See what I mean? Nothing shocking, appalling, or repulsive about any of that, right down to the home-decor choices. In fact, I think I remember seeing a print of that exact same painting on the sitting-room wall at my family church’s rectory when I went with my parents to visit the minister as a child. No big deal, right?
“I’m still moving forward with the charges against Brianna Kingsley. She violated the PPO I have on her by taking my dogs,” Wojciechowski stated the following month after having recovered the animals.
“She needs to be held accountable for her actions no matter what. The dogs are OK, but they do show more fear and aggression since they were taken. Especially Butch. He keeps pulling his head up and away when I try to pet under his chin. Which tells me that his whining and barking triggered Brianna and she punished him for it,” Wojciechowski said.
Gee, wonder how zhe/zhrrr/zhim might have gone about doing that. Maybe you should sue him/her/it to retrieve the head of “her” cock, which is no doubt now properly and securely pickled for posterity in a Mason jar in the fridge, right next to your Ziploc L’il Bag O’ Nutsack®. Complete with the little-doggie teethmarks, naturally.
According to his Facebook profile, Kingsley organized a “queer night” event in 2019 where he performed at a strip club in Ypsilanti. The event, titled “First Fully Nude Transsexual Stripper,” was held in October that year and co-hosted by a local burlesque dancer.
Again: all perfectly in order, run of the mill, and above-board, nothing indicative of mental/psychological/emotional disorder and/or dysfunction. Nothing to see here, folks, let’s all just move on, shall we?
Oh, shall we ever.
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Heh. Ouch, John. Also, oooof! 😀
Ugh.
I could have been off the internet for another night or two to avoid that story…