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Bring ’em down NOW, bring ’em down HARD

I repeat: this silly-ass, juvenile shit ends only when normal, sane people decide to end it. Not a moment before.

Dartford Crossing closed for second day after activists refuse to climb down bridge

Activists from climate change group Just Stop Oil have vowed to remain on top of the Queen Elizabeth II Bridge until they are ‘brought down’.

This means commuters are facing further rush-hour havoc today as the protest against the new government oil and gas licences continues.

There is already six miles of slow moving traffic formed in both directions of the major road linking Essex and Kent.

Police said they are working to ‘safely resolve’ the situation as the campaigners were still ‘at height’.

A spokesperson for Just Stop Oil said about the action last night: ‘They are not going to come down in the dark, and the bridge is still closed.

‘So. they will have closed the M25 for over 24 hours, at least.

‘My understanding is that they are going to stay up there until they are brought down.

‘I do not know how they’re going to be brought down, and I am not sure the police do either at the moment.’

Nor do I, but I damned sure know what means I’d prefer they be brought down by, involving a nifty little apparatus called the .338 Lapua. That way, see, nobody that matters will be put at any risk of injury or bodily harm. And those that ARE at risk have got it coming, owing entirely to their own piss-poor life choices.

But hey, didn’t someone mention silly-ass, juvenile shit just now? Let us count the ways, then.

Baked in the pie
Just Stop Oil, you say? Fine, you go first then, ya retards!

6 thoughts on “Bring ’em down NOW, bring ’em down HARD

  1. Bringing traffic to a halt or even slowing down can easily and has cost someone their life as emergency response depends upon getting to the victim and getting the victim to treatment.

    They are quite literally guilty of murder. Shooting them is too good, but the quickest way to solve the problem.

  2. .338 Lapua?
    Don’t be silly.
    It’s Britistan: guns are baaaaad, m’kay?

    Use water monitors on firefighting snorkel apparatus.
    Nighttime temps there are around 50° F. at night, so they won’t freeze. At least not immediately, anyways.
    Mind the gap.

  3. Shutting down the bridge because a couple of douchenozzles strapped themselves to cable stays almost 300 feet above the roadbed makes no sense. Keeping traffic moving would endanger no one. By shutting the bridge down the police handed these idiots everything they wanted.
    The fools that glued themselves to the road should have been dealt with and hauled off within minutes. The Paris police showed it’s done just a couple of days ago.

    1. What makes you think that the British police, and their political masters, have any interest in keeping society working and moving?

      To put it another way, let’s suppose that the authorities did not support the actions and share the goals of these protesters. What would they be doing differently if they did?

  4. Nah, don’t bring them down, by ladders or rifles or water cannons.

    Keep them up there. Other protesters showed the way by gluing themselves to the road. Go up and shoot blobs of fast-setting glue at the knobs and leave them up there as an object lesson. The crows will enjoy the treat, too.

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