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Tricks ‘n’ treats

Posted on October 30, 2021October 30, 2021 by Mike

Elon Musk wins the Innarnuts. Handily, you might say.

Am thinking of starting new university:
Texas Institute of Technology & Science

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 29, 2021

Universally admired

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 29, 2021

As Stephen wryly reminds us, “The thing about Musk is that he might just do it.” I hope like hell he does. Seeing as how it’s Halloween and all, I have all the excuse I’ll ever need for running this.

Elvira is hot stuff right enough, and no mistake. But being partial to redheads the way I am, I kinda prefer Cassandra Peterson myself.

Hey, they don’t call ’em fun bags for nothing, you know.

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kennycan

1 year ago

Nice errrr costume…

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Barry

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1 year ago

🙂
Perhaps I’ll set up a trick or treat stand after all.

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MarkMatis

1 year ago

How long until someone adds “Show us your” in front of the acronym on the T-shirts???

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John Wilder

1 year ago

Ahh, Elon, the richest African American.

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