Or: Karma is a brass-plated bitch.
Maricopa woman finds tires slashed and a severed finger in her driveway
Right off the bat, you know this is gonna be good.
A couple in Maricopa woke up to their tires slashed and a severed finger in the driveway on Thursday morning.
“I literally have been laughing all day because if I don’t, I might cry,” said Francesca Wikoff.
I confess, I’m already giggling a bit over here myself.
The truck belongs to the Wikoff family. Wikoff, a former volunteer firefighter and EMT, has the stomach for this sort of thing. “It’s pretty comical. You would think that if you’re gonna go to the hospital, especially if you just severed your finger off, that you would take said finger with you,” said Wikoff.
Wikoff believes the tire slasher cut her back tire then cut his finger off on accident. “We assume it happened at 10:30 last night because we had our neighbor that lives next to him heard a loud scream and then a car speeding off,” said Wikoff.
The Maricopa mother believes the finger belongs to her neighbor because they argued with him the night before and a trail of blood leads to his house.
“Pretty comical” doesn’t even BEGIN to cover it, Miz W. Be sure to click on over for her closing quip, which is a doozy.
“My neighbor gave me the finger last night.”