Thanks, Daddy!

If you kids don’t eat all your peas, then you won’t be getting dessert.

Joe Biden on Friday once again told Americans to cower in fear and wear masks in order to be able to have barbecues and enjoy the 4th of July.

“If the American people continue to do their part — mask up, practice social distancing, we can have a more normal July 4th.”

Yeah, get bent, Gropey. It’s not at all likely that I’ll be doing anything special for Independence Day anywhow, for reasons having nothing whatever to do with showing obedience to edicts issued by your handlers. To quote a fine American whose jockstrap you are not fit to lick clean: I will not comply, and you can go fuck yourself.

This isn’t the first time Joe Biden has told Americans how we can spend the 4th of July.

Last month Biden told Americans if we “do our part” we can have barbecues and spend time with family and friends on July 4th.

“If we do our part… by July 4, there’s a good chance you, your families, and friends will be able to get together in your backyard or in your neighborhood and have a cookout or a barbecue and celebrate Independence Day… Small groups will be able to get together,” said Biden.

But then Biden threatened to take it all away if “we don’t stay vigilant.”

“If we don’t stay vigilant and the conditions change, then we may have to reinstate restrictions to get back on track,” Biden said.

Reinstate anything you please, you scrofulous lackwit. I’ll go right on defying you and your precious “restrictions”—just as I’ve done all along, and always will do. You are not my Daddy, you are not my master, and you are CERTAINLY not my President. You are merely the fraudulently-installed figurehead of an illegitimate government, no more. As such, you enjoy no rightful claim to my allegiance, my compliance, or my respect. I will oppose, hinder, and resist you in every fashion I can conceive until my dying breath, then continue to denounce you, your minions, and all their works from the very grave. You may imprison me; you may banish me; you may ruin me financially, socially, even bodily. Only know this: you will never, ever break me. Melville probably put it best:

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Sentiment vigorously endorsed, with every fiber of my being. BFYTW.

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kennycan

I hope he’s dead by July 4th. He can celebrate in Hell.

Yeah, I went there.

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Barry

You’re assuming he’s not already dead…
I’m not certain there is any actual life in that corpse.

Bill Quick

I prefer the final version: “I will not, and you can go fuck yourself.”

I regard it as the archetypal cri de coeur of liberty. I may make it the motto of Daily Pundit.

It is certainly now my personal motto. And the main reason why I am currently supporting DeSantis for President in 2024 – however futile that might look at the moment.

Skeptic

Oh, please. When all this started, you were all in on lockdowns and masks. You cowered in your house for months out of pants-shitting fear, and bragged about it. And you swiftly banned and deleted anyone who called you out on it. So don’t try to pretend to be a badass now after being a mewling fear monkey through most of 2020.

Barry

Bill’s all right. Little was known in the beginning and it was particularly frightening for anyone older than 65.

What matters most is learning the truth and then acting upon it. I’ll take our allies where we find them, and Bill is on our side 100%

Henry Cybulski

“Little was known in the beginning…”

I recall when some Carin’ guy mentioned the same thing on an earlier thread and you, Kenny and Skeptic jumped all over him. Was that part of a homoerotic mating ritual?

Barry

Hey fuckwitted dingbat henryKaren, fuck off you syphilitic brained moron.

I’ve never read that idiots blog. He came here to spout his stupid mantra and started by calling names. He was responded too in the exact fashion one should expect.

Henry Cybulski

That is priceless shit for brains. I’m the Carin’ guy you stupid turd.

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Barry

You’re all “carins”. Glad you admit you’re one. You have yet to admit the truth shit for brains, Bill has.

Skeptic

Sorry, Barry, no. Bill doesn’t get an ‘old and feeble’ pass from me. He stoked fear before it ever got here, presenting it as a Spanish Flu type event. Had he simply said, “Hey, at my age, I’m gonna be careful, but you do what you feel is right,” that would have been one thing – but he urged others to do the same, he supported the lockdowns and masks, and then he simply overnight attempted to pretend that he’d never done those things. When he was called out by commenters, he deleted and blocked them. Fuck him. At the moment you advocate the restrictions of freedoms of others just to sublimate YOUR fears, you are a piece of shit.

The central issue is this – when the lockdowns happened in Europe and China, I thought, “Well, we don’t do that here, so that’s good.” And then we FUCKING DID IT even though it was blatantly unconstitutional, and idiots like Bill and Aesop were cheering.

And all of that led to the coup of the 2020 election – it wouldn’t have been possible without the mail-in voting, which wouldn’t have been possible without the Covidiocy.

God Damn every person who supported this, on the right and the left. They are worthy only of hatred, disgust, and scorn.

Barry

I get you Skeptic. Bill’s an old internet friend so as one of the “banned”, I forgave him long ago. I forgave the pre-election (2016) Trump haters that realized they were wrong as well. It’s the unrepentant assholes that are the worst, especially when you know the unquestionable truth.

I’m just a nice guy 🙂

Skeptic

I’m good with us agreeing to disagree on this one.

Ironbear

“You can’t have any pudding if you don’t beat your meat!” – Pink Floyd, the Wall.

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