The results of the White (bag) House/Huntersack scandal “investigation” are in, and guess what.
The Secret Service concluded its investigation into the cocaine scandal that rocked the White House earlier this month.
Surprise, surprise! No suspect was identified.
According to CNN, the cocaine was “found in a blind spot for surveillance cameras.”
Because of COURSE it was. I mean, where ELSE would Hunter have left his bump-bag (only to forget he ever even had it, a la the Laptop ‘O Shame) but the one place in the entire People’s Palace complex, other than the private pResidential living quarters, that has no spy cams? If there’s one thing we know for sure by now about this particular fruit of Pervy Jaux’s loins, it’s that he’s no dummy. Nosirreebob, no dummy a-TALL.
Occam’s Razor standard: MET. Smell Test: PASSED. “Beyond reasonable doubt” requirement: SATISFIED. Trust in government: RESTORED. Phew, what a relief!
Meanwhile, in a show of complete transparency proving yet again that all things FedGovCo are entirely above-board, peachy keen, and sans reproche, the Secret Service provided video of the press conference at which their findings were announced:
Update! Ace calls it “another Jeffrey Epstein level cover-up,” which it is, before saying:
Officially they deny it, but they’re publicly flaunting it: We are in control, we say what is a crime or not, we say what is the truth or not, and you can’t do a thing about it, Peasant Scum.
This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.
Indeed. When you’ve reached the point where even actual, blood-soaked revolution starts to sound good, you know things have gotten really, REALLY bad.
how much does it cost to build a guillotine? what is the most expensive component? how often does the blade have to be sharpened? can we rent a couple from France or are they going to put their old ones back into use?
With today’s prices, the lumber is probably the most expensive. The blade would be the next most.
But I’m sure we can redneck something together. My Uncle John has a few half telephone poles he salvaged that he’d probably give me. I have a spade with a broken handle. We can sharpen the edge, run the handle through a hole in a piece of 6×6, which I have, and for momentum mount a couple cinder blocks, which I also have. I don’t have anything that would cut guide grooves in the telephone poles but we could probably figure something out.
You know, I think that this is doable on the cheap.
One can get a good buck saw for $129 on Amazon. Strap ’em down and go at it!
Slowly.
Is there ANY Federal “Law Enforcement” agent who should not be executed for treason?
“Law enforcement agent” should include any federal employee outside of the military who is authorized to carry a firearm. This specifically includes armed IRS and Department of Education agents.
What he said.