Iowahawk soothes Government Radio (a/k/a Listener-free Radio, a/k/a NPR) “news” chief’s shattered nerves.
– people who list things they believe on yard signs
– Ben
– Jerry
– Subaru owners
– listeners like you
– that really annoying lady from HR
– middle school staff psychologists— David Burge (@iowahawkblog)
Since I couldn’t figure out how to get the remainder of ‘Hawk’s extended riff to display properly as an embed, I’ll just kype KT’s transcription:
– the white grad students who came up with “Latinx”
– sufferers of insomnia– cat moms
– Vermont organic dairy cows who enjoy soothing NPR monotone during the milking experience
– people who tell you they’re into astrology but then claim it’s only an ironic thing when you ask them why
– people who have life tenure as the result of getting four plagiarized papers presented at MLA conventions– people who still wear covid mask while bicycling
– people who won their 4th grade class poster contest
– people who have emotional service animals with counterfeit vests– people concerned about the lack of diversity in the Vermont quilting scene
WHOA, that’s good squishy! Lots more over at KT’s post, winding up with a classic Hank Snow embed.
Burge is just a talent.