A modest proposal from Aesop.
We tried to assimilate them, but there are some things that cannot be accomplished solely with good intentions.
If populating the Joint Chiefs, Congress, SCOTUS, and the White House aren’t enough for them, admit defeat, and end the experiment forever. Cut the bullsh*t, and end White Guilt.
Ship the entire race back to Africa. Lock, stock, and barrel. Not voluntary: 100% mandatory. Eliminate the entire category in the U.S. Ban any further immigration of same, in perpetuity. (It isn’t like they could hide anywhere in plain sight, is it?)
If you’re Black, You Go Back.
And the halves, quatroons, eighths, and sixteenths left behind can worry about either flying right once and for all, or seeing the bar for permanent deportation lowered until the problem resolves.
No more prison. Just a boat ride out, for good. First class, all travel expenses paid, no returns ever, with whatever they could carry off in their baggage. Don’t harm a hair on their heads, just shuffle them up the gangplank, and shove off with the lot. Same way they got here, albeit under better accommodations for the long-overdue return journey.
Convicts and jailbirds too. Free at last! Over there. Reparations: Paid in full. Game Over, man.
Imagine waking up in a country without Whoopi Goldberg, Stacy Abrams, or Maxine Waters. Ever again.
A most edifying thought, though of course it’ll never happen.
Seeing as how Howlin’ Wolf, Muddy Waters, and Elmore James have all departed this mortal coil long since, it would have to go down in the “Win” column overall. The idea is nothing new; ironically, it was Lincoln’s original suggestion for dealing with the post-slavery surplus Neegrow problem, going all the way back to the 1850s.
I can’t say I’d miss the three oxygen-thieving parasites Aesop mentions, not for even one moment. Ditto for the NFL, the NBA, and MLB as well. It’s even possible that we might get Chicongo and Detroit back as beautiful, livable cities again, and the potential improvement in Atlanta is well beyond the ability of humans to calculate—even Einstein couldn’t manage such a feat.
Admittedly, losing Chris Rock and Dave Chappell would be a bit of a wrench, at least for me. Then again, we could probably still access their shows via internet live-stream, so there’s that.
We need another island like Australia. But I suppose Africa will do.
And at least half the white population needs to go. Being deadbeats and criminals is not exclusive to one race.
Well, you never know…
Can’t deport Stacy. The Earth would wobble on its axis.
FYI – you’ve been reported for phishing. I put in a good word for you.
Why not load them on military air transports and fly them just outside the US limits, then offload them? The world would be far better off!
We are only left to wonder what our country could have been if we hadn’t spent the last 50 or so years kissing black ass, and instead kept the ball moving forward.
We had African blacks in my old research group – working for an FRS – you got in by invitation only, IQ > 120 at minimum, fluent in English, two other European languages. Actually asked them about American blacks moving back “home” – and unless they had actual engineering degrees, MDs, or graduate degrees in hard sciences or maths, they were *not* welcome. Needless to say, any kind of arrest records would keep them out – they were arrested at the airport and deported. They wouldn’t have any tolerance for any of the woke crowd, either. And if they were black, they’d also have to be fluent in the language and customs of the dominant tribe. Boatloads would be met by machine gun fire, I’d bet.
Bummer. Send ’em anyways.
A foolish dream. You know that 99%+ would not go willingly.
I suggest instead a return to the original meaning of felony: A crime for which the penalty is death. (That’s why felons were not allowed to vote, for instance, because they were dead men allowed to remain above ground only by an act of mercy.) Go through the prisons and kill everyone inside. The problem of recidivism would just about go away, and the “problem” of the US having such a large prison population would also go away.
If there’s a disparate racial impact, tough.
This, of course, is also not going to be enacted. We might have a better chance of building a time machine and going back to colonial days and insisting that all male slaves be castrated before they’re let off the boats.
“We might have a better chance…”
I don’t think there is a “might” to it.
I meant that in reference to the deportation, versus gassing them outright, or some other White Power wet dream.
Anybody that resists, gets whatever happens. Fair is fair.
My point was that if the country is still so systematically racist, then Scott Adams is still half-stepping; if there’s no living with them, deport every last m*****f***** back to their ancestral homelands, with all dispatch.
Then they can bitch to their brothers, and do so without the Race Card to play.
Now google the title of my post, and see what you find.
“…deportation, versus gassing them…”
I’m in for either if we include all the worthless anti-American assholes.