From the Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking department.
- Can Republicans Still Win National Elections? Who cares?
- The Merrick Garland You Don’t Know: Oh, I think we already know everything about the Deep State douchebag we’re ever gonna need to, thanks
- Is This the End of Lori Lightfoot? I repeat: Who cares? The idiots in Chicago voted her in; she’s their problem, not mine
- Will Biden Think Twice About Running for Reelection? Only if they spike Confused Skeletor’s daily reanimation injection with something, shall we say, extra-spicy before then
- Is Our Ukrainian Optimism Misplaced? “Optimism”? BWAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHA
There, that oughta do it for now.