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Okay, got the brand new Cold Fury Emporium up and running, more or less, although it’s quite sparsely populated at the moment. I need to put an image and link over in the right sidebar next, which will be happening anon. I’ll be adding more products over the next days and weeks as well, of course, after which will begin the long, arduous process of tweaking the shop’s appearance and layout until my compulsive fumble-fucking around has utterly ruined the thing’s ability to function forever.

Because hey, that’s what I am, it’s what I do. I’m famous amongst those who know me best for the ingrained inability to leave anything alone, I do admit it. Seems to be in my DNA.

Also, for those of y’all who have noticed a certain, shall we say, inconstancy in posting the new Donnybrook each week…well, see, there’s a reason for that. After the first few weeks, I noticed that comments were usually topping out around 35 or so for each installment, which number seemed to me to be a fine point to put the old, tired post to bed and crank up a new one. So I’ve decided to wait until each Donnybrook reaches around thirty to thirty-five comments, which I consider reasonable enough, and then replacing it. God help me should this hogwallow ever start to get into the frenetically stratospheric comment numbers some other sites out there do. I wouldn’t know whether to shit or go blind at that point, honestly, and would probably just collapse into a gibbering, catatonic heap.

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2 T shirts on the way.

Fuel Filter

I can’t wear T-shirts any longer. My physique won’t allow it. I’m pushing 70 and about 20 lbs of my 165 is in my gut.

Got any caps or Hawaiian-type shirts?


Nonsense, Fuel Filter! It’s only your misplaced concern for the opinion of others which prevents you from wearing T-shirts.


You sound svelte to me.!

Fuel Filter

Why, thank you, my dear. Care to buy me another drink? (heh)


Just ordered two for myself. Much as I despise PayPal for the influence they allow politics to have on their policies, I have to admire the integration between CafePress and PayPal. Arranging payment, setting the ship-to address, and confirming the order needed only three mouse clicks and no typing.

The Brat isn’t interested in a shirt with Fury Guy but would definitely like an “I’m right” shirt.


Nothing better than some Hot Coffee in a Cold Fury Mug in the morning, plus a TShirt.

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