The TRUE meaning of Christmas is telling officious, whiny shitlibs to crawl up an armadillo’s ass and die.
Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders was feeling the Christmas spirit this week as she gave state employees a generous gift. She announced she would be closing state offices on Friday, December 26th, extending a nice four-day weekend to the state’s employees to spend with their families and celebrate the birth of Jesus.
The birth of Jesus? She can’t say that! She’s a governor.
At least according to the Scrooges at the Freedom from Religion Foundation (FFRF), an atheist nonprofit organization that, in their words, works to keep state and church separate.
Sarah’s e-mail really got the agitated atheist’s tinsel in a twist.
The angry elves at FFRF couldn’t let this stand, and they jumped into action, pounced, if you will. They sent a letter to the Governor demanding that she rescind the statement, claiming it violated the First Amendment’s Establishment Clause. Going even further, they demanded that she no longer use her office to promote ‘Christian Mythology’ as truth.
Next, this happened.
The @FFRF took issue with me closing state offices to celebrate Christmas and sent a letter demanding I rescind my proclamation.
Christmas isn’t a just a holiday, it’s the celebration of Jesus Christ’s birth. Meaning matters, we won’t pretend otherwise.
See my response here ⤵️ pic.twitter.com/UciehY3GtS
— Sarah Huckabee Sanders (@SarahHuckabee)
Y’know, her dad would’ve benefited tremendously from a lot more of his daughter’s backbone and feistiness back when he was in politics.
“Please know that I will do no such thing.” Epic! Also, LEGEND! I think I maybe came in my pants a little just now.












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I really thought it would be impossible for anyone to surpass Sarah as press secretary for Trump 1st term, but then along comes Mrs. Leavitt…
Trump certainly picks great press secretary’s.