That’s a punchline I remember from the “Letters to the editor” feature in the old National Lampoon magazine, to which I subscribed throughout my teenage years and a bit beyond; the gag being that the letter was ostensibly from some prominent conservative Republican or other, as odd as that sounds today. What brought it to mind was a pair of regrettable Tweets from an idiot.
And then Number Two.
Oh, I’m starting to get it all right, you brain-dead bint, believe you me I am. Lileks responds:
The best way to ensure security for Jews is to dissolve the country where they can define themselves and defend themselves, and disperse them among other populations in other countries where they have no history.
Relocating Palestinians to Jordon, of course, is off the table.
So the Jews should be moved to the United States, but don’t unpack, because we’re moving everyone in United States out of United States. The good news is it will be okay to be a colonizer for a week or two until we sort out the paperwork and figure where you’re going.
It’s not just the wisdom of these bright lights that inspires, it’s the way it’s matched with such can-do practicality.
By the way, I assume that everyone with European ancestry has to leave Central and South America, and pile back into Spain and Portugal. Perhaps mestizo will be given a choice – stay or go – or moved to a large platform in the middle of the Atlantic ocean.
It’ll be quite the project, everyone sorting themselves back to the proper starting point, but it will be a Just World when it’s done. This will coincide with a ban on air travel and non-essential movement because of the Climate Crisis, of course, so this means everyone will be frozen in stasis in their original lands, with no one colonizing anyone else.
Naah, James, no need for all that bother, really. It’s only the US and Israel these SooperdooperdoubleplusGENII© hate with such frothing, desperate zeal. If they could just get those two bastions of purest evil sorted out once and for all, then everything would be allllll right. For about three minutes; then they’d start casting about for their next fix-it-yourself project to bitch, piss, and moan endlessly about. With the Left, that’s just who they are, it’s what they do.
(Via Ed Driscoll)
Riddle me this: who is an original occupant of any land? You don’t think, do you, that the Patuxet tribe came to coastal Massachusetts 20,000 years ago and were the first humans ever to set foot on that land? As for the Middle East, the entire region was occupied by Neanderthals before H. sapiens sapiens stole it from them. Under the rule of throwing out the colonizers, this means that those modern humans with a high percentage of Neanderthal DNA have a better claim than anyone else to the area. Shove over, semites. I’m going in to claim a few hundred square miles for myself.
Ditto. Exactly what I was going to say.
And what right do the damn vultures and crows have to fly around in the airspace near me? And does the marsh hawk that runs them off have a higher right? All those little marsh hawks grow up and hang around like it’s their place or something.
I’m going to grab a shit-ton of popcorn and watch the fun when they explain to the trespassing Indian tribes from Alaska to Tierra del Fuego they all must return to Siberia and Mongolia, without exception.
Quite the pisser for the historical retards in the crowd, huh?
Well, Bill Gates and the WEF cohorts have a Plan to eliminate 90% of the human race.
Once that’s done the job of resettling everybody back to Africa and The Garden of Eden becomes that much simpler.
And you didn’t think they had a Plan. /s