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Election Integrity

Per Joe Hofts website, Mike Lindell is set to announce how to save our elections. I have no idea what that will be unless it involves high speed lead.

However, Lindell has been hard at work, spending his own coin to both prove the 2020 election was stolen, and now to prevent it from happening again.

“During that prayer, God gave me a plan. It is brilliant and divinely inspired, and will immediately secure our election platforms. This plan is unique, has never been done before in world history, and has not even previously been talked about by anyone. It does not rely on legislation, judges, or legal actions, etc. This is such a perfect plan, the only way it fails is if we do not get the word out to the entire country, and why I am spreading the word across our nation. It is critical you get this information.

We finally have hope to save our country, and we want you to share this information with family, friends and business associates.”

Some of you will recognize Lindell as the “My Pillow” man. My wife has purchased pillows and sheets, all very fine products, as a result of the Lindell’s dedication to the country.

The Hoft link:

THE SUSPENSE BUILDS – What Is the Solution to Save US Elections? Mike Lindell Will Unveil the Answer on Thursday

And Mike Lindell:
Mike Lindell Election Integrity Event


6 thoughts on “Election Integrity

  1. Well, I guess “shoot the basterds” is a Plan, but I Doubt it’s his…

    1. No, I’m sure it’s not that. I’m pretty interested in what he has up his sleeve though, something that he thinks “is such a perfect plan“.

      I’ll be damned if I can imagine what it is.

  2. “Vote! MOAR! HARDER!” has been pretty well debunked.

    Anything that doesn’t involve machineguns, guillotines, or metric fucktons of nooses and lamp posts is pissing into the wind.

    The only excuse for voting at all now is to complicate the steals.

    1. As I’ve said before, I disagree that voting isn’t still important. One, the greater the true vote the harder they have to work to steal it and the more obvious it is. Two, it certainly matters where the vote isn’t rigged completely, NC is a good example.

      Three: We wouldn’t be in this situation if all the lazy bastards would have got off the couch and gone and voted for the last 50 years. No real proof, but I’m fairly certain that the margin of fraud has been way less than the margin of laziness.

      No one is able to make the case that you shouldn’t vote. Why on earth would anyone that believes in freedom and liberty stay home?

      If “machineguns, guillotines, or metric fucktons of nooses” were in use I might agree, but they’re not, and I don’t see them coming into widespread use just yet.

      1. Like I said, “to complicate the steals”.

        “The lazy bastards” is a null. They have the same problem, and their lazy bastards cancel ours out.

        “Where the vote isn’t rigged completely”?
        I’m not apathetic.
        But rust never sleeps, and my idealism died quietly a long, long time ago.

        This is war to the knife, and knife to the hilt. Nothing less will avail.
        Everything that obscures that is more of a hindrance than a stop-gap.
        I’d rather it kicked off sooner than later, while there’s still a shred of a chance to prevail, and the bonus is a zero-sum of no surviving proponents of communism, a la Air Pinochet, etc.

        Waiting for it to fail on its own in 70 years like in Russia and Eastern Europe is a sucker deal.

        1. I’m not so sure the committed commies are as apathetic as some of “ours”.

          It still remains, no one has started the revolution and until they do…

          The problem here is, the continual knock on voting as useless plays into their hands. No need to cheat if our side will not even show up.

          If you’re shooting I’ll give you a pass. Which means no one receives a pass.

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