This one is so great I just…just…I just can’t even.
There’s a lot to take in here pic.twitter.com/YcWkWcXu2q
— Dr Simon (@DrSimonCMP) March 27, 2022
The question confronts us: what does one even say to something like this? And the answer comes back: I have no fucking idea.
Via Bayou Peter), who seems to be about as gobsmacked by this as I am.
I’ll just note that the story is fucked. If she is 58 as stated and fled Britain in 1977, then she forced a mormon missionary into sex slavery when she was 13 or younger…
How old does that make the three legged horse?
Is that a trick question?
A one trick pony…
Kids these days have no idea what fun they missed out on in my day. Didn’t we all kidnap Mormons back in the day?
C’mon Man, don’t say I was the only one…
I don’t think I knew what a mormon was at age 12. Now that I think about it, hard to imagine a male mormon thinking he was sexually enslaved. Or any other male…
Yeah, one eyed newts were more common…
Joe Biden is pretending to be president and Kamoola, is next then Pelosi. That is a lot to take in.
It seems not to have occurred to any of you that that newspaper clipping might not be from yesterday’s paper. Or this decade’s paper. Or even this century’s paper.
Ha. Good point. A bit further reading indicates this is a very old story, circa 1978.
So we should change the headline to “Lucky Mormon” 🙂
I TOLD you all us punks were abducting Mormon slaves.
Mittens IS, a punk rocker…