I’m still busy out the wazoo and haven’t had time to write a thought-provoking essay or even trawl the internet for things to make fun of.
BUT I did find a few minutes to make this picture for you. Because I love you.

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"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards."
—Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution
Claire's Cabal—The Freedom Forums
"There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters."
—Daniel Webster
“A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.”
—Ezra Pound
“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”
—Frank Zappa
“The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea.”
—John Adams
"A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves."
—Bertrand de Jouvenel
"It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged."
—GK Chesterton
"I predict that the Bush administration will be seen by freedom-wishing Americans a generation or two hence as the hinge on the cell door locking up our freedom. When my children are my age, they will not be free in any recognizably traditional American meaning of the word. I’d tell them to emigrate, but there’s nowhere left to go. I am left with nauseating near-conviction that I am a member of the last generation in the history of the world that is minimally truly free."
—Donald Surber
"The only way to live free is to live unobserved."
—Etienne de la Boiete
"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid."
—Dwight D. Eisenhower
"To put it simply, the Left is the stupid and the insane, led by the evil. You can’t persuade the stupid or the insane and you had damn well better fight the evil."
—Skeptic
"There is no better way to stamp your power on people than through the dead hand of bureaucracy. You cannot reason with paperwork."
—David Black, from Turn Left For Gibraltar
"If the laws of God and men, are therefore of no effect, when the magistracy is left at liberty to break them; and if the lusts of those who are too strong for the tribunals of justice, cannot be otherwise restrained than by sedition, tumults and war, those seditions, tumults and wars, are justified by the laws of God and man."
—John Adams
"The limits of tyranny are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress."
—Frederick Douglass
"Give me the media and I will make of any nation a herd of swine."
—Joseph Goebbels
“I hope we once again have reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There’s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: As government expands, liberty contracts.”
—Ronald Reagan
"Ain't no misunderstanding this war. They want to rule us and aim to do it. We aim not to allow it. All there is to it."
—NC Reed, from Parno's Peril
"I just want a government that fits in the box it originally came in."
—Bill Whittle
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OK, where do I send the 100? Maybe I’ll send 200 just to be safe.
Thanks, a lot.
So Ms. Abrams has an albino twin, eh???
How did that whale get so far inland?
We’re going to need the extra, extra, extra large harpoon for this one.
I say we take a vote on having the brilliant and popular SteveF remove the picture posted earlier from the front page. I’d commit suicide so that I no longer have to view it, but my knife blade is dull and I’m chicken. So vote up to remove it. Vote down to leave it if you’re a fat ugly asshole.
Done. Ya big baby.
There is a God…
-modest cough-
My daughter goes to a Christian school, despite both her and me being atheists. Or, as I said when the Apologetics and Hermeutcs teacher was looking for an atheist to debate in front of the class, I’m almost an atheist except that I believe in myself.* A year or two ago, when the Ancient Literature teacher had the class make up a list of demigods, the offspring of a god and a mortal, I asked my daughter why she didn’t mention herself. At my former job I’d often say something like, “As the only god in the room, my opinion is that we should …” or “As the only god available, I suppose I’ll have to take that crappy task.” Ego problem? I don’t have an ego problem. My ego’s in great shape.
* He didn’t want me to be the sacrificial atheist to debate. We’ve talked enough that he knows it wouldn’t be a quick beat-down to properly impress the young Christian teens. “Supposedly Christian”, that is. Of the class of eight Ninth Graders, my daughter is an atheist, Spare Kid (her friend who stays with us as much as she can) is pretty well leaning that way because her mother crams it down her throat, and at least one other at least has strong doubts.
Takes a look around…
Nope, I’m not an atheist. But I understand those that are, almost. As I said, I look around. I have no answer for what or why or how. Creation occurred. How the creation of the creator, ad infinitum, occurred, I have no answers for. I suspect even the great intellect of SteveF* is incapable of the knowledge required to understand.
*and all those below that level, and the very few above.
I was god once. I got better.
🙂