I’m still busy out the wazoo and haven’t had time to write a thought-provoking essay or even trawl the internet for things to make fun of.
BUT I did find a few minutes to make this picture for you. Because I love you.
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OK, where do I send the 100? Maybe I’ll send 200 just to be safe.
Thanks, a lot.
So Ms. Abrams has an albino twin, eh???
How did that whale get so far inland?
We’re going to need the extra, extra, extra large harpoon for this one.
I say we take a vote on having the brilliant and popular SteveF remove the picture posted earlier from the front page. I’d commit suicide so that I no longer have to view it, but my knife blade is dull and I’m chicken. So vote up to remove it. Vote down to leave it if you’re a fat ugly asshole.
Done. Ya big baby.
There is a God…
-modest cough-
My daughter goes to a Christian school, despite both her and me being atheists. Or, as I said when the Apologetics and Hermeutcs teacher was looking for an atheist to debate in front of the class, I’m almost an atheist except that I believe in myself.* A year or two ago, when the Ancient Literature teacher had the class make up a list of demigods, the offspring of a god and a mortal, I asked my daughter why she didn’t mention herself. At my former job I’d often say something like, “As the only god in the room, my opinion is that we should …” or “As the only god available, I suppose I’ll have to take that crappy task.” Ego problem? I don’t have an ego problem. My ego’s in great shape.
* He didn’t want me to be the sacrificial atheist to debate. We’ve talked enough that he knows it wouldn’t be a quick beat-down to properly impress the young Christian teens. “Supposedly Christian”, that is. Of the class of eight Ninth Graders, my daughter is an atheist, Spare Kid (her friend who stays with us as much as she can) is pretty well leaning that way because her mother crams it down her throat, and at least one other at least has strong doubts.
Takes a look around…
Nope, I’m not an atheist. But I understand those that are, almost. As I said, I look around. I have no answer for what or why or how. Creation occurred. How the creation of the creator, ad infinitum, occurred, I have no answers for. I suspect even the great intellect of SteveF* is incapable of the knowledge required to understand.
*and all those below that level, and the very few above.
I was god once. I got better.
🙂