Well, these ones, at any rate.

Shocking homophobic display by high school students rocks California school district
A group of California high schoolers has reportedly been disciplined after they lined up on the bleachers last week wearing shirts that spelled out a homophobic slur — a shocking act that has rocked the district.

Oh, boo fucking hoo, you no-ball cockholster.

The 10 troublemakers from Redwood High School, located southeast of Fresno, including several student government leaders, smiled with their arms wrapped around one another and posed for a photo with white T-shirts that spelled out “F—-t,” according to an image obtained by YourCentralValley.com.

The “homophobic slur” daintily bowdlerized above would, of course, be “faggot,” for those of y’all who can’t work that out on your own hook. Anyway. Onwards.

The students had letters on their tees for a senior class photo inside the gym and had initially posed for a picture that spelled out, “Always Legit, Class of 2026,” Visalia Unified School District spokesperson Cristina Gutierrez told the San Francisco Chronicle.

But they pulled off the disturbing stunt afterward, using the “6” for the “g” in the slur.

School officials caught wind of the slur after the students’ photo started circulating on social media.

“This is unacceptable behavior and this matter is being thoroughly investigated and appropriate action will be taken,” the superintendent vowed.

Gutierrez told the Chronicle that the incident has shaken the school community, especially since some of those involved were student government leaders.

Yeah, I just bet it did at that, the bedwetting bitches.

Know what I find funniest of all about this, though? You know, I mean you just dead solid KNOW, that pretty much every kid in that gymnasium was laughing themselves sick over this sidesplitting prank.

With which I am perfectly fine, as should you be. SALIENT FACT: few if any of the students in the “faggot” shirts would ever dream of beating a homo to death, tying the carcass to the rear bumper of somebody’s pickup, and dragging it around for a few hours. Most people just aren’t wired like that, see.

No, what makes this abominable Hate Crime! *shudder* so gut-bustingly hilarious is that these kids weren’t so much trying to antagonize gays as they were looking to upset, piss off, and discombobulate the shrieking hysterics wielding authority over them: teachers, principal, school board, et al. Looked at from that angle, I can only say that the whole enterprise was a resounding success, in all the ways it was intended to be.