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Men should have to pay extra taxes for being single after age 30.
I see a few problems with this plan, including but not limited to violation of the Equal Protection Under the Law requirement. (In the US. In theory the UK has similar but in practice I don’t know if it’s in force today.)
But how about this for a modification of Jessica’s* idea: Men have to be married to a woman by age 30 or pay a tax. Women must accept any man’s marriage proposal and are not allowed to leave him or file for divorce. This screws over homosexuals of each sex, but it’s all about the birth rate, right?
I suspect that ol’ Jessica would not much care for this modest proposal.
* Is there a single Jessica in the entire world who does not need to be smacked upside her dumb head? I think that every Jessica I’ve ever met was, to put it charitably, a miserable witch. I know a few other men who say the same.