Greetings and Salutations!
Thanks to my Brother-From-Another-Mother, our Gracious and MOST Righteous Blegghost, “Stumpy” Hendrix, I’m going to be doing my random mind dump here as I shut down BCE dot com. Reason being is that I had someone call Child Protective Services on us, essentially stating that the Dooney was in “immediate and imminent danger”.
I.E. a “SWATTING” level CPS call.
THANKFULLY the female who showed up did a thorough pre-visit investigation, and knew that it was a bullshit call. She was a very nice Black Lady (and yeah, she is/was… I save the racial slurs for those who deserve it) who ultimately gave us a LOT of good references, enjoyed a tour of the Museum of Mayhem, and told me she’d read ALL of BigCountryExpat dot Com and that she was cool with my noticing and observations, and told us point-blank that there was NOTHING to the call, and she’d make sure this shit was shut down post-haste.
She even knew that the Sherriff’s Department had ‘coined’ the Museum of Mayhem, and told me after the ‘official part’ of the visit that my Local Deputy had noticed an alert about her visit, and preemptively went to her to both reassure her that A) It (the call) was bullshit and B) if she needed backup, to call him directly.
Telling you… I owe Jimmy big time.
YAY!
She also gave me so other advice, one of which was taking out BCE dot com for the nonce.
So…
What the Hell.
Ain’t the first time I’ve been cancelled.
Otherwise, a really busy weekend.
The Dooney is in ANOTHER growth spurt, and a few days ago, he got his first haircut, as his hair was mad-long and in his eyes…
At 8 Months of Age…

He’s such a great kid…
Hardly EVER cries!
And then after the cut, came the obligatory shower

And then off to bed…
Like I said, he’s doing great, and despite the Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Karenhood…
And yeah, I used my training to get some intel.
The CPS worker let slip that note… when I asked her about “….whoever (had) reported this, how much detail did they provide that pushed this investigation? Like what did they tell you?”
To which she told me that “The person who reported this, well she didn’t even know the child’s proper name…”
Bingo.
The Commissar from my former employer is still a great fren, in fact it’s why I got that job… He’s had a ton of dealings with CPS as he’s a foster dad and fostered and adopted like 18 kids over the years… CPS to him is just part of doing biddness if you will…
I have no idea how he does it but, he was the first dude I called as I knew he’d give me ‘the skinny’ so to speak, and the first thing he told me after giving him the deetz I had, he said “This’s some seriously female coded bullshit bro.” and then “Don’t worry about it man… this’s some serious bullshit, and you’ll be fine.”
Repeal the 19th man
Make female indentured servitude great again.
For the Greater Good.
So yeah…seems that the way said-pinch-faced, Cat Piss Smelling, Childless Purse-Lipped Dry Cunted Karen told it, it was like I was handing The Dooney a fully loaded Glock 17 with a round up the chamber as a toothing toy.
Stupid bitch… he won’t get a Glock until he can stand up on his own, which at this point will be age 4 or 5…
I am so fucked
So my Thanks to Mike and Mad Love to you all….
I’ll be around.
More Later
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Outstanding! So very glad your CPS experience beat mine. God bless you and your extended family!
I’m so glad it all worked out! I will miss your blog.
He looks so much like nuclear redhead!
John Wick loves Jimmy. Take care BCE
Yup, well and truly fucked. I get it. Wife and I babysit our 5 year old grandson a day or two every week. I’m 73.
Wears my ass out, wouldn’t change it even if I could. Heh, how old will you be when Doonie’s hormones kick in?
That said, thanks to you, he will grow up wiser in the ways of the world than his peers. If you live long enough, he will care for you. When he starts to talk, I wonder what he will call you. This show had its moments —
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOavOd56AtQ
Glad that the CPS visit went well. Good to see you posting here.
Looks like Dooney is going to make Andre the Giant look small the way he is growing. LOL