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Make The Military Great Again

Solid 24k badass, that’s what.

The Speech the Pentagon Didn’t Want, but the Military Needed
War Secretary Pete Hegseth’s headline-grabbing speech in Quantico this week has irked the professional commentary class but is drawing accolades from those who matter — the men and women on the frontlines of America’s defense.

Hegseth’s remarks to every general officer in the U.S. military, which called for a force-wide military reset and realignment back to warfighting fundamentals, were derided in all the usual places. The Atlantic led with “hundreds of generals try to keep a straight face.” The New York Times wrote, “his address focused on the kinds of issues he would have dealt with as a young platoon leader in the 101st Airborne Division in Iraq or as a company commander in the Guard. He talked about grooming standards. . . . He preached the importance of physical fitness . . . [he said] without presenting any evidencek, that standards had been lowered across the force over the last decade to meet arbitrary racial and gender quotas” (evidence of that here, should NYT researchers need assistance for future stories). MSNBC’s header proclaimed the speech “was even worse than expected.” “Without presenting any evidence”? This dick-with-ears MUST be joking, after we all saw Old Media story after Old Media story extolling every latest slackening of the standards for scary bull daggers, “transgender” freaks who only enlisted in the first place for free surgical removal of unwanted male courting tackle, fat-body femiNazis incapable of cranking 1 (one) single fucking push up, etc etc etc.

Truth is, Hegseth stood up strong and tall and said some things that desperately needed saying, no more nor less. Obvious things; things so common-sensical and self-evident that, for most Normals, it’s difficult to understand how such basic, ground-zero home truths became too controversial, too red-scorching hot hot HOT, for civilized adults to discuss anymore—not quietly, not among their closest friends or relatives, not obliquely, not in jest. Somehow, these elemental truths, innocuous and universally accepted for many years, had suddenly become taboo, off-limits, unfit for polite, intelligent, decent company.Why, it just isn’t DONE, dearie! 

Happily, the SecWar is trying his best to prod the dysfunctional American military Leviathan—once so nimble it was practically invincible, now so bloated, cumbersome, and over-bureaucratized it can no longer move of its own volition, much less plan, prosecute, and prevail in for-real actual shooting war— in the right direction: towards good training, proper military discipline, physical conditioning, and a soldierly mental attitude, and away from political correctness, haplessness, INdiscipline, self-indulgence, and sloppy, slovenly habits of both body and mind.

Certainly,.the speech was chock-a-block with great stuff—stuff which, in the ears of Normals, sounds like just good, old-fashioned horse-sense, the kind of stuff which used to be thought kinda silly to even bring up, unless some young kid asked a question about it.

These things, taken as read by adults for, oh, a couple of centuries or so, are even now being mulched into fodder by shitlibs for more of their bog-standard fits of apoplectic hysteria and mad predictions of imminent global catastrophe; genocide by the goddamned Jew bastards; the wanton oisoning of our oceans, rivers, lakes, ponds, and creeks; the burning off and dispersal into Deep Space of Earth’s atmosphere by Teh E-ville Rich, who just enjoy doing things like that; and the extinction of all plant, animal, and human life on Earth, probably brought about by some unholy agglomeration of Trump, MAGAts, Big Pharma, Elon Musk, Netanyahu, cops, Xtians, and American automakers.

Ahh, but Hegseth ain’t having any of that guff:

His specific directions about basic training, “To that point, basic training is being restored to what it should be. Scary, tough, and disciplined. We’re empowering drill sergeants to instill healthy fear in new recruits, ensuring that future war fighters are forged. Yes, they can shark attack. They can toss bunks. They can swear. And yes, they can put their hands on recruits. This does not mean they can be reckless or violate the law, but they can use tried and true methods to motivate new recruits to make them the warriors they need to be.”

He stated that standards, not “immutable characteristics,” were his touchstone. In particular, he took aim at the benighted policies that have led to the introduction of women into Ranger and Special Forces units, when it is widely believed the physical standards were cooked to permit them to pass.

But when it comes to any job that requires physical power to perform in combat, those physical standards must be high and gender-neutral. If women can make it, excellent. If not, it is what it is. If that means no women qualify for some combat jobs, so be it. That is not the intent, but it could be the result, so be it. It will also mean that weak men won’t qualify because we’re not playing games.

But if the words I’m speaking today are making your heart sink, then you should do the honorable thing and resign. We would thank you for your service. But, I suspect, I know, the overwhelming majority of you feel the opposite. These words make your hearts full. You love the War Department because you love what you do: the profession of arms. You are hereby liberated to be the apolitical, hard-charging, no-nonsense constitutional leader that you joined the military to be. We need you locked in on the M, not the D, the E, or the I. Not the DEI or the DIE of dime. By that I mean the M, Military, of the instruments of national power.

On the whole, I think Hegseth did what needed to be done. He set some clear standards, most of which will be welcomed. Delivering it to the entirety of the GOFO commanders and their senior enlisted representatives will ensure that there isn’t a cohesive resistance. However, I suspect some careers will come to a screeching halt when they are found to be dragging their feet, if not outright refusing to comply.

As they damned well ought to, and without any dithering, aw-shucksing, or further fiddle-farting about. Any and all such disgruntled Sad Sacks should be de-mobbed at the first hint of foot-dragging or refusal to to the line—thrown out on their un-soldierly cans with a Dishonorable Discharge, perhaps a court-martial for the very worst cases. After all, we have other words for that kind of thing: insubordination, malingering, shirkihg, dereliction of duty, conduct unbecoming, sedition, mutiny, to name but a few.

Hegseth is dead on the money regarding what exactly has gone so terribly wrong with our once-mighty military, and what it will take to put things right again. He’s looking more and more like being the absolute best of Trump’s picks for exalted positions, leapfrogging my girl Tulsi and leaving even her fine self in his dust.

Is it any big surprise that the man leaves witless Woketards flopping around on the floor like landed fish, screaming themselves purple-faced from fear, mindless rage, and hatred, and choking on their own putrescent bile with everything he does, says, or suggests?

A: No. No, it is NOT.

As sensible sorts would expect, the reaction to the unveiling of the Hegseth Plan To Revive, Restore, and Renew the US military from actual people who are actually, y;know, in the actual fucking military—as opposed to the pissypants, sissy-maries, and dainty fancyboys bitching, moaning, and whining like spoiled brats in the first excerpt above—none of which malignancies have ever A) scrubbed a barracks toilet with their own toothbrush; B) shouldered a seventy-pound ruck, strapped on his rifle, sidearm, web-gear with attached flashlight, combat knife, canteen, flash-bangs, field-expedient cookware, and extra magazines, then moved out on a twenty-five-mile Motivation March; C) worn Woodland-pattern BDUs, Level 4 body armor, boonie hat, and desert boots, or D) got the vaguest inkling as to what the Manual Of Arms might refer to, much less either seen it done or attempted it themselves—was somewhat different.

Garrett Smith, an active-duty Marine Corps reservist and CEO of defense tech firm Reveal, said the spectacle was unusual but not without precedent.

“This is a historic come-to-Jesus meeting,” said Chad Robicheaux, a former reconnaissance Marine who deployed to Afghanistan eight times. “The message is clear. The days of divisiveness, resistance and undermining leadership are over.”

“It was crystal clear. Generals and admirals are on notice. Comply and enforce these new policies and culture or be fired. No more woke leaders,” said Amber Smith, a combat veteran and advisor with the Coalition for Military Excellence.

And on that note, let’s enjoy ourselves a wee bit more of the Wit And Wisdom Of Pete Hegseth, shall we?

The topic today is about the nature of ourselves, because no plan, no program, no reform, no formation will ultimately succeed unless we have the right people and the right culture at the Department of War,” Hegseth told the group.

He emphasized that combat fitness tests would be gender-neutral and that high-level officers would need to meet standards.

“It’s completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon and leading commands around the country and the world. It’s a bad look. It’s not who we are,” he said. “Whether you’re an airborne Ranger or a chairborne Ranger, a brand-new private or a four-star general, you need to meet the height and weight standards and pass your PT test.”

Hegseth announced that all personnel must pass physical training tests and meet weight requirements twice a year and would be required to work out daily.

“We’re not talking, like, hot yoga and stretching,” he said. “Real hard PT.”

I don’t doubt that you are, Secretary Hegseth, sir. Now back to more rank-n-file reax. From what he says next, I get the feeling that this Smith fellow maybe has some issues with the current President.

Smith, who comes from the infantry, said the focus on standards for physical readiness was part of that shift.

“If we want to present a deterring force to the world so we don’t have to go to war, we have to be ready to win the next war. That is the deterrent force we project,” he said.

At the same time, Smith acknowledged the cultural edge of Hegseth’s message.

“There was an obvious and very clear anti-woke, anti-social justice threat in there. That is unique to this administration, and it has to be a part of their message every time. That’s not a surprise given the last four or five years.”

Nor should it be. Nor should any other thing Real Americans decide to do about and/or to their shitlib antagonists in the days ahead, up too and including retaliatory violence, maiming, ass-whupping, and/or outright killing the lousy cocksuckers.

Whatever unpleasantness is eventually dished out to shitlib scoundrels, regardless of how excruciating, injurious, or excessive it might seem in the moment, will be eminently deserved. By their own actions have they brought Hell down on their heads, even though they’ll never cease blaming everybody BUT themselves for it.

Fact is, however severe their punishment, they’ve done much, much worse, have done repeatedly over lo, these many years, with nary an expression of apology, regret, or remorse proffered to the untold millions they’ve so detestably wronged.

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Memezapoppin’!

Thanks to the Labor Day holiday, I decided that it would make more sense to just postpone the Monday Eyrie meme post to coincide with CF’s Memezapoppin’! dealio. Yeah, no, we won’t be doing that again; putting together two (2) meme posts at the same time turned out to be a BIG ol’ pain in the ass! Anyways, have fun with ‘em, gang…

Continue reading Memezapoppin’!

Eyrie note

No, I didn’t forget about the Friday Eyrie column I owe y’all. Because of the holiday I figgered I’d put it off til tomorrow, and also maybe make it another meme post too, since people really seem to like those (meme posts reliably get more visits than anything else, both here and at the Eyrie, go figger). Plus, I’ve downloaded so many really good ones from my usual haunts the last cpl-three weeks, and I’m excited about getting ‘em out there to y’all.

The Monday Substack meme thang will go up as regularly scheduled, unless something wild and crazy happens between now and then.

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The incredible disappearing “client list”

Tonight’s Eyrie submission casts a jaundiced eye upon the Trump admin’s self-beclownment via unforced error concerning the too-conveniently phantasmagorical, now you see it-now you don’t Epstein client list. Coinky-dinkally enough, our bigly esteemed blog-colleague Ken Layne posts a bit of relevant meme-ology over at his crib. To wit:

 

Mo’ bettah.

The not-subtle, courteous-to-a-fault complaint tacitly made in that second meme above—using a sotto voce which reeks of hopelessness and despair as the realization sinks in at last: there will never be a reckoning for any of the well-connected frequent fliers on the Lolita Express—is sure to leave a powerfully bitter taste in the mouths of even the most placid, steadfastly unflappable Real Americans.

Those folks are a decent, justly proud albeit unassuming breed—endowed as individuals from birth, seemingly, with inexhaustible reserves of equanimity—whose interest in, patience for, and/or willingness to put up with ceaseless torrents of breathlessly gushing Hot Breaking News!!© reportage (despite the aforementioned equanimity) are in the main so grudgingly extended, greedily infinitesimal, and short-lived as to be undetectable using any method, process, or device known to modern science.

Or, to lay a-holt of a hoary, innocuous blogospherical catchphrase we’ve all heard a blue million times already and stand it on its head, so to speak:

This time, it AIN’T funny ‘cause it’s true.

Update! Looks like it is ON.

BONDI OR BONGINO: Bongino Won’t Remain At FBI If Bondi Keeps Job, Source Says
Dan Bongino and Pam Bondi have sparred over the handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files.

Dan Bongino, the Deputy Director of the FBI, is threatening to leave the bureau if Attorney General Pam Bondi remains on the job, a source close to Bongino tells The Daily Wire.

Bongino is reportedly furious with Attorney General Pam Bondi over her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files, which has led many to believe he could walk away from the job that he took in February. The source close to Bongino said that he’s effectively issued an ultimatum, saying he won’t work alongside Bondi.

Bongino left a lucrative career in broadcasting to take the job in the Trump administration. He was not present at the FBI on Friday, after a reported spat with the attorney general earlier this week over the Epstein situation.

The rift between Bongino and Bondi intensified on Wednesday, days after the Department of Justice announced there was no evidence to prove that child rapist Jeffrey Epstein had a client list, had blackmailed powerful people, or had been murdered. Bondi had promised to reveal major details in the case five months ago, when there were no massive revelations to bring forward.

The deputy FBI director, who raised questions about Epstein’s death before he was in the Trump administration, said in May that his review of the file and hours of video recording from Epstein’s jail proved that the child abuser committed suicide. FBI Director Kash Patel also said that the evidence the bureau has reviewed shows that Epstein was not murdered.

A source close to the Justice Department told The Daily Wire that Patel also wants Bondi gone, and that he would consider departing alongside Bongino. The source also said that Patel wants Bondi to unseal more documents.

I have to say, this whole shit-circus has left me mighty damned disappointed in Ms Bondi. Which, I hate that, actually; I had terrifically high hopes for that gal back when Trump first picked her for AG. Now, though? Not so much, sad to say.

Of course, we don’t know the whole story here, possibly never will. That said, though, I’m thinking Trump’s people are going to find it extremely tough to reconcile the fact that Bondi explicitly stated back in February that she had the client list sitting on her desk among a bunch of other heretofore unreleased material and that she’d be releasing the whole kit and kaboodle the following Monday, IIRC, with the current admin claims that there IS no client list; that there never WAS any client list; that all the hinky aspects of Epstein’s purported “suicide” never actually happened, etc.

So what goes on here, anyway? As pretty much everybody knows by now,  or should know at any rate, the clumsy “Epstein committed suicide” ploy didn’t pass the smell test; right from the beginning, there was evidence aplenty indicating something entirely Else, great interlocking. mutually-supporting heaps of it. Now, though, the Trump team tries to tell us that there’s “no evidence?”

Sorta calls to mind Praetorian Media’s continually repeated refrain, from mid-November 2020 on, sniffily dismissing “Trump’s baseless claims” of election jiggery-pokery, a rousing Halleluja Chorus of “no evidence” for fraud, tampering, ballot-box stuffing, phonus-balonus absentee/early ballots, &c—the list goes on from there, and it is by no means a short one.

Sorry, Mr President sir, but anybody who’s even half-heartedly paid attention to the Everest of clear, documentary evidence in support of contentions of massive, systemic fraud rife before, during, and after the 2020 Presidential “election” knows better.

This just might be the most unappetizing tidbit from the whole rancid, offputting shit-sandwich.

“In February, I did an interview on Fox, and it’s been getting a lot of attention because … I was asked a question about the ‘client list’ and my response was, ‘It’s sitting on my desk to be reviewed, meaning the file, along with the JFK, MLK files as well,” Bondi said during a Cabinet meeting on Tuesday. “That’s what I meant by that.”

During that same Cabinet meeting, President Donald Trump blasted a reporter for asking Bondi about the Epstein case.

“That is unbelievable. … I mean I can’t believe you’re asking a question on Epstein at a time like this when we’re having some of the greatest success and also tragedy with what happened in Texas,” Trump said. “It just seems like a desecration.”

“Desecration,” my withered, baggy ass. You say you want to drain the Swamp? Well, I can’t think of a better way to demonstrate just how serious you really are about it than by shining a bright light upon the sloppily-concealed facts surrounding the murder, by Swamp rats, of one of their fellow Swamp-dwellers who had was too much on them for their own comfort.

Deny it all you want to; play along with the Deep State éminences grise to your heart’s content. It doesn’t amount to a hill of beans at this point—they still won’t trust you, they’ll never trust you. Before long, they’ll decide it’s necessary to remove the threat you represent to them in their own minds. This, they will assuredly do, or hire it done, rather, only next time it won’t be some cognitively-impaired, maladjusted teenage whackjob on whom the Secret Service and/or FBI “security” personnel will helpfully turn their backs and avert their gaze from; preposition ladders, rifles, and/or other essential equipment; unlock doors, switch off interior lighting, and close blinds/curtains. After all those preps are done, “security” will spend whatever time remains before the scheduled first pull of the trigger on shrugging off credible reports of suspicious persons, movements, and/or behavior given by alarmed locals who witnessed what was going down at firsthand, in real time.

No, no more of that amateur-hour clowning around. Next time, the contract will be offered to none but seasoned professionals, who will preferably have extensive military sniper training and field expertise. Afterwards, the shooter will police up the general AO—cigarette butts, candy/gum wrappers, boot-prints, empty water bottles, spent brass (assuming he didn’t just rig one of those fancy-schmancy brass-catcher thingamabobbers over his weapon’s ejection port before heading out for the field, thereby making his life a heck of a lot easier). This is NOT the sort of task on which a true professional would ever dream of doing less than a one hundred and ten percent perfect job; after all, it’s his own ass he’ll be saving (or endangering) by it. As such, he will leave no traces of his physical presence behind for investigators to find layer, nor will there be any slightest hint of his ever having been in the vicinity at all.

Unless something goes horribly awry, the shooter’s name will never be known, his true identity a fanatically guarded secret shared only betwixt the three to six FederalGovCo bureaucreeps behind the whole op, ie the small cabal of secret plotters responsible for choosing, recruiting, hiring, and briefing the members of the hit team (a shooter, a spotter, a cpl of gear-humpers who will later double as back-watchers and perimeter guards—probably four (4) support personnel all told, five at most, the fewer the better. As an important codicil from the Hells Angels’ charter says: three can keep a secret only if two are dead).

The treasonous original conspirators will pay their SpecWar field operatives with cold, hard cash money, half in advance, half on completion of their mission: wrinkly, crinkly, tattered, battered, well-traveled US greenbux with nonsequential serial numbers in various denominations ranging from one-hundred dollar notes, then fifties, all the way down to a smattering of lowly double-sawbucks, said currency having been passed along, around, through, and among hands beyond counting.

Once the operators have been paid off in full, all involved parties will disappear like a thin fog wafting off the surface of a lake, this spectral condensation quickly cooking off into nothingness by the heat of the rising summer sun—a damp, chilly mist that vanishes faster than a cockroach caught square in the middle of the kitchen floor when you turn on the light. Same-same with the assassination-provoking, power-obsessed cock-a-roaches on two legs who, if they’re anything like as smart as their more-admirable Neopteran cousins, will likewise vanish, never to be seen or heard tell of again by we lower-caste denizens of the overt world.

Believe it, Mr President: you’ll never know what hit you.

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