It’s as if they actually WANT to burn in the fires of Hell for ten thousand years.
‘Offensive’ musical starring a pansexual Anne Frank could save Broadway
A show has turned the tragedy of Anne Frank into an ‘inclusive’ commentary on wokeness. And New York City audiences can’t get enough.I recently saw the most brilliant new musical in New York City. It’s not on Broadway. It’s not even in a traditional theatre.
It’s at a bar and performance space called AsylumNYC. And it lives up to the name of its venue.
Slam Frank, whose developmental run opened on September 17 and closes on October 26, is a reimagining of the story of Anne Frank that asks: What if her diary were inclusive? What if we addressed the lack of queer representation in that attic? What if we finally told the story of the Holocaust in a way that honours all people, not just the white people it has always centred on?
In other words: what if someone produced a musical about Anne Frank fit for the 2020s?
The result has been a hit. With mostly word-of-mouth buzz, driven by a monthly publicity budget of less than $60, Slam Frank has so far sold out 28 of its 34 performances, the show’s press agent told me.
Clearly, these pustules have neither shame, conscience. nor decency, not even in undetectable trace amounts. Then again, if they did have, they wouldn’t be Left/liberals in the first place, I suppose. COMING SOON TO A CINEPLEX NEAR YOU: Traci Lords stars as Mother Teresa, with Ron Jeremy as Dondi and Christy Canyon as Sister Bhuvika, in Disney’s’ Taj Mahal Gang-Bang Nuns!
Just in case any of you were wondering if there truly was nothing at all they wouldn’t gleefully shit on from a great height, you have your answer.
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Sounds like China Mieville’s short story The Junket. A reporter investigates the murder of Director Daniel Cane who’s latest film, Anne Frank Vampire has been released with massive protests.
I need more popcorn I guess, durka durka
Sounds like I need to stop lazing around and write that stage play biography of Malcolm X. The title role will be played by a lisping, crippled White man. Or maybe a White woman. Whatever would be the most offensive.
The Elijah Mohammed role can be played by a man in an SS uniform, yelling about race purity.
Anyone know how to get funding for putting on a play?
I’ll chip in.