Oh, wait, it was the hot sauce.
Instagram Model Claims Rapper Drake Put Hot Sauce In Used Condom To Prevent Sperm Theft
According to various reports circulating online, the chart-topping rapper Drake is alleged to have utilized a rather unique method to prevent fans and groupies from stealing his sperm after doing the proverbial deed by putting hot sauce inside of his used condoms.
If you pay any attention at all to the men’s rights people, the paternity rights legal debate, or anything related, you’ll have heard of spermjacking, in which a woman gets sperm from a man who did not intend to conceive a child with her and places it up in her vagina. She hopes to get pregnant and either trap the man into marriage or trap him into decades of paying for the child support gravy train.
If you pay any attention to the opposite side of the debate you’ll hear women angrily asserting that this does not happen and it’s just a matter of men ducking responsibility for their actions.
Well, here we are. Drake is apparently a wise man and made sure to destroy the sperm in his discarded condom, just in case he got spermjacked. A few minutes later the screaming started.
Your reply, feminists?
LOL, a rapper with brains. Whoda guessed it?
Well at least they stuffed it where it belongs BEFORE they started screaming, for a change!
I am no rap fan, but Drake is my new hero.
If you don’t run around banging random gold-digging whores, you don’t have to worry about “spermjacking”.
Reminds me of earlier times when people used to guard their cut hair and nails lest witches take them to cast malign spells on their former owners.
Eh, maybe, if you squint. Guarding the sperm is based on documented cases of spermjacking, with child support orders and all the rest. So far as I know, the effective use of fingernails and other trimmings in magic has no solid documentation, unless you include the sloppily gathered testimony of alleged eyewitnesses with no physical evidence to support the testimony.
Some witch named Delilah cut Samson’s hair and look what happened.
So, does that mean the kid will be a messican?