Waah! My publicity stunt backfired!
Some lame little Vermont town shitstain on the map decides to make a bold statement, to send us stupid sheeple a message, and so they put a petition on their ballot calling for the arrest of Pres. Bush and VP Cheney. Now they’re getting a lot of “nastiness” (liberalspeak for negative feedback) on the town hall telephone from patriots all over the country.
Heh. Just what did you dumbasses expect – to be praised for your astounding jackassery? Watch the little donkeys squirm in the spotlight, and listen to them squeal:
Town Clerk Annette Cappy said the “nastiness” of the calls prompted the town office to stop answering its phones Monday.
Brattleboro police said they will prosecute anyone whose messages cross the line and harass town officials.
Are you people really that damn pathetic? Really? You make total jackasses of yourselves, then whine and whimper and try to threaten the people who call you on it? Does my mockery ”harass” you clowns enough to ”cross the line” so you can prosecute me, too, officer you blustering sphincter with a badge? You gonna come down here and arrest me now, or wait until after you get the President?
Town officials say the petition that led to ballot measure complied with the law. Petition organizers say the measure was symbolic.
And your callers say the measure was idiotic. Typically silly left-wing fantasy. Childish and pathetic. Stupidly pointless. Y’know, progressive.
The problem with you Nazi assnuggets is that you forget some of us still live in states where freedom of speech is real, not “symbolic”. You can say whatever you like, sure; but we can say whatever we like, too, and there’s not one damn thing you can do about it, skippy - threats of “prosecution” notwithstanding. But if you want to come on down to NC, I’ll be happy to “harass” you pathetic losers in person, and show you where you can cram your petty little ”symbolic” petition, and your “prosecution”, both.
Update! Many thanks to Glenn for link, and welcome Instapunditeers!


But instead of just shutting the fuck up and waiting a little while longer for the cycle to come back around to vote again, they want to arrest the guy they don't like for just that reason.
--He disagrees with us, Sheriff Dimplick. Clap him in irons. We shall have government by the will of the people if we have to arrest every last one of the people.
You and I should be worried that these brain-dead syrup-gulpers are operating motor vehicles. I'm a thousand miles away, but I'm not comfortable with such a narrow buffer zone. That much drool has to make their steering wheels slippery, not to mention wet shoes on brake pedals.
Arrest them.
The resolution passed by a 3-2 vote and — to his credit — our then Mayor refused to sign it, stating it wasn't city business. It was finally sent with a special footnote to that effect.
Three Legged Bunny has it right:
What's wrong with these tinhorn activists? I find it ironic that they claim Bush and Cheney are fascists yet they want to silence or arrest anyone with whom they disagree.
Just drive right in, meet the local Republicans (both of them), shake hands, sign a few autographs. Back in the Cold War we used to send troops into East Berlin on "freedom of movement" missions, basically proving that we had the right to be there and were going to exercise that right. Do you really think the nutless wonders in the Brattleboro city government would have the balls to actually try to enforce their edict?
Hell no, they wouldn't, and they'd be revealed for the candy-assed little pussies that they are.
They come in, set up, live there and elect the aforementioned ninnies or some admittedly homegrown ones (see Pat Leahy.) They are affluent and liberal and - as someone who represented banks trying to finance some progress, saw more than his share of Town Planning meetings filled with people with New York accents who moved there just a few years previously into their own $400,000 homes (and this was the 90's) whine about preserving the state's rural character and preaching to everyone else who wants a little of the same. So why should they be any less hypocritical about this?
The revolt should be put down by the US military, martial law declared, and the rebels hanged by the neck until dead.
AmericanAnti-American town."Brattleboro Passes Bush Impeachment Measure."
Tomorrow's Headline:
"Bush Sends 10th Mountain Division to Brattleboro, Gives Mayor 'An offer he can't refuse.'"
=)
Oh that's not a threat ... just symbolic.
After they put their "evidence" together, and I move for a dismissal with prejudice, this nonsense can be put to rest permanently. Then I will go after the township and those involved with the submission of this "symbolic" gesture with court sanctions for wasting the Court's time.
You fellers want a trial? Nah, didn't think so.....
First, since when does a vote of the people on a ballot measure have the authority to order someone's arrest? District attorney? Grand jury? Rule of law? State and Federal Constitutions? Anyone? Anyone?
Geez, the possibilities are endless. Think of the fun! Just imagine the precedent it could set:
In Berkely, CA the owner of the local boat shop could be arrested because the name of his business is Harbor Marine, and of course anything having to do with the Marines has been banned in Berkely (the bastion? of free speech).
A ballot initiative in San Diego, CA (a heavily military town) demands that Mother Sheehan and her moonbat pukes be arrested on the spot if they show their faces in the sleepy little town at the border.
Some hot dog prosecutor in Arkansas decides to get signatures for a ballot measure to arrest Bill Clinton for being a serial rapist.
Someone in the vast right-wing conspiracy with a sense of tradition decides to sponsor a ballot initiative to have Hillary Clinton arrested for having a cackle reminiscent of Margaret Hamilton without wearing the requisite green makeup.
Use your imagination, and come up with more, and we'll start a trend, ok?
However, I just simply shudder at the thought of the carnage if such a measure were to be voted on favorably and the local constabulary, fresh from their visit to Krispy Kreme, attempted to arrest either President Bush or Vice-President Cheney on a visit to shitburg. Can you imagine a stare down between Barney Fife and the Secret Service? First rule of warfare, who has more weapons? And is willing to use them? That's who wins.
As for the threats to arrest those who harass city officials, well, Barney, come and get me, I'll draw a map for you to my house. If you start now you can get here in time to look like an even bigger horses' ass than you already do, although that boggles the mind.
These airheads remind me of a dog howling at the moon. It doesn't affect the moon at all, and it makes the dog look stupid.
Paraphrasing my late brother "I got yer ballot measure right here."
Boomer
ps - I feel better now.
And they keep insisting WE'RE the ones pining for a police state. Sheesh.
That's e.g. one reason 'W' didn't make a big deal of the Clintonista's trashing what they didn't steal from the White House when they left....
THOMAS J. MCLAUGHLIN, NEW HOLLAND OHIO
tom43145@yahoo.com
(I know, diplomatic immunity, but for Putin?)
Here's hoping the invasion of America starts in Brattleboro and Berkeley. Get rid of that fifth column at the start.
Car stops. Lucky dog - you got that car now. So, go for it - tear that car up.
Yap, yap, (hop in place) yap.
A legend in its own mind.
Brattleboro and Berkley - quisling sister cities.