“Sisters” are doin’ it for themselves.

Brock Pierson
@brockpierson

OFFICIAL PRACTICE REPORT

The newly self declared WNBA roster of Enes Kanter Freedom, Royce White, Brock “Briana” Pierson, and Will “Willamina” Van Booraem completed our first closed door practice session this morning.

Key findings:

• We outrebounded the imaginary opponents 47-3
• The coaching staff asked us to “tone down the testosterone”
• Three of us requested larger sports bras. One of us requested a smaller one for “aerodynamics”
• Hormone levels remain “under active investigation”
• The league’s “fairness” committee has been notified that biology is still under review

We are also issuing the following demands:

1. Immediate removal of the “women’s” label from the league name (it’s exclusionary)
2. Separate showers for the people who actually need them
3. Guaranteed starting spots regardless of shooting percentage, footwork, or facial hair density
4. A formal apology from anyone still using the phrase “biological male”

Women’s basketball is about to get taller, broader, hairier, and significantly more confusing for the people still stuck in 20th century science.

We’re not asking for inclusion.
We’re demanding a formal apology from anyone still using the phrase “biological male”.

See you at tip off.

Of COURSE there’s a pic, and of COURSE it’s a scream.

I dont even like basketball, never have, but I gotta tell ya I am LOVING this.

Update! Via Insty, Northern Barbarian says: “I never expected to be as enthused as I am now about this whole trans thing.” Me neither, friend.

Speaking of the Instant One, a very happy blogiversary to ya, ol’ buddy.