How do we end this?

Sorry, ain’t but one way that happens: we end THEM.

Illinois State University faculty member flips Turning Point USA tables on campus: ‘Jesus did it’

Turning Point USA table on campus this week, viral video shows.

The accused vandal, Derek Lopez, was caught on camera speaking to a man standing near the table — which had been set up by students in the group to promote political YouTuber and comedian Alex Stein’s Oct. 20 event at the university, according to video, local police and various X posts about the ugly incident.

“Well, you know, Jesus did it, so you know I gotta do it, right?” Lopez, 27, of El Paso, Ill. — a teacher’s assistant and graduate student at the university — tells the man before the footage shows him tossing the table over, sending pins, flyers and other items rocketing into the air.

The filthy waste of protoplasm was caught on vid, natch.

Lopez who sports red pants, a black and red flannel and a bun in the clip, is then seen taking off with a wave.

“Thanks guys, have a great day,” he sneers.

A man-bun, no less. Because of COURSE the twee little faculty-lounge Fauntleroy has one.

The very LEAST this cockroach deserves is to have his ass kicked up between his shoulder blades. I’d really rather see his skull ventilated by a .308 caliber mag dump from afar, but failing that I’m willing to accept an ass-whupping so severe he’ll never either forget or recover fully from it. Y’know, if I must.

No, I am NOT fucking kidding. Made a small change to the “Shitlist” category just for Professor Pricklick; see if you can spot what it is.

Update! Okay, ,just got up and watched the vid of this twatwaffle waving his chipmunk-dick at better people than he’ll EVER be again, and it hit me like a thunderbolt: this man-bunned feeb is quite obviously nothing but a punk, a pussy, a pissant—as emasculated a sniveling wad of girly-man goo as ever squatted to take a whiz. Yet he is clearly so certain of getting away with this childish vandalism without repercussion that he actually swings back by the scene of his pitiful “crime” for a second go.

But nobody does a fucking thing. Nobody gets to his feet and gets in the guy’s way, nobody admonishes him, nobody even so much as politely asks him to pretty please knock it off, sir. What goes on here? Please, please, please, PLEASE tell me there was at least one (1) actual Pyrsynzz Of Penizz in the vicinity with stones enough to trot quietly up behind Mr Man-Bunny-Bun, hurl the weak sister to the ground, climb up a-straddle of his sunken chest and immobilize his arms with his knees, seize that wad of man-bun in one fist, and use it as a convenient grab-handle for smashing this doofus’s head into the ground repeatedly, until he quacks like.a duck and lies still.

What, you gonna tell me that there was NOBODY testosterone-enriched enough to descry that TA Poindexter had just perpetrated an unprovoked assault against the personal property and 1st Amendment rights of perfectly innocent people who weren’t traducing any laws, edicts, or ordinances, and had done nothing whatsoever to harm the Liberal AVENGER!! in any fahion? No one who could register the ugly scene, identity a needless injustice being flagrantly, tauntingly played out openly before everyone within sight and take appropriate steps to reinstitute the bounds of decency, respect, tolerance, and grown-up behavior.

From the looks of this douchetool, it wouldn’t by any means require some kind of Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson, or Chuck Norris to step in and shore up our societal norms and standards of civil conduct by whaling the everloving blue-eyed tarnation out of this limpdick punk-ass. Hell, the job wouldn’t take a particularly big, burly, or muscle-bound type, really, nor someone trained and proficient in karate, boxing, or grappling to settle Widdle Angwy Baby’s hash, just a normal, ordinary man who’s had just about enough of shitlib brats gettting away with any and every kind of public tantrum they care to throw—fed up to such a degree that he’s willing to teach these little shits aome manners by giving them the spanking they so desperately need but never got from their wimpy shitlib parents.

SURELY, on that entire campus, there HAD to be ONE such man, right? Right? RIIIIGHT?!? I do declare, the more crap like this I see, the more i wonder if there’s stil one left in the whole dang country, frankly.

1 thought on “How do we end this?

  1. In my world his nose would have been flattened against his putrid face, and more should he take it further. Hey, but I’m “old school” and realize that would result in arrest and conviction which is why they do nothing.

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