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Something people paying attention always knew:
https://revolver.news/2025/08/newly-released-footage-proves-ashli-babbitt-was-murdered-in-cold-blood/
Just saw a headline: Many Dems are now supporting a Harris/Buttgieg ticket for 2028
Note that Buttgieg is the bottom of the ticket.
That’s the ticket I would like them to run…
What about Big Mike on top and Mayor Pete as the bottom?
Ugh. That’s going to require bleach to remove.
They’ll need to add a 3rd row to fit us.
What I want to know is, how did the baby run up a $100 drug debt?
Hood rat. They start early.
A true Indian story:
10-15 years ago I was on one of my many trips to India, standing in line in the Delhi airport for ride home. There was some delay affecting all flights so there were several long lines containing increasingly impatient people. It was a few days before Christmas so many westerners were in line. Across from me in another line I heard a well dressed Indian stop and ask an airport employee how long it would be before his flight would begin boarding. It was asked in English with that Indian accent that says “educated in England”. The airport employee told the fellow he would check and come back and let him know. I expected not to see the airport employee again, but about 10 minutes later he returns with flight news. He states that the aircraft will begin boarding in 30 minutes.
Without so much time as the blink of an eye, the well dressed Indian asked “Would those be Indian minutes or regular minutes?”. The airport employee stated immediately “Oh sir, those would definitely be Indian minutes”.
An hour later my line began moving so I cannot report how many regular minutes are required to account for Indian minutes that day.
Silksong apparently is the most-anticipated video game of all time. How do I know this? I’m sure you can guess.