Oh Yeah… I Choose Violence

Posted on October 23, 2026 by Big Country Expat Leave a comment

Greetings and Salutations Y’all!
Been MOAR than a minute!
TBH I’ve been up to my ass in hungry alligators, and our most munificent host, “Stumpy” Hendrix apparently did a brief update on how life, sex, drugs and rock and roll are doing in the BCE Universe… As he stated, things are good. The Dooney is doing VERY well and almost walking! Seems he “missed the memo” regarding crawling… He’s gone straight to “Plaid” in regards to his speed… Like I’ve never seen a kid at this age do what he’s doing… Add on the fact that he’s grown longer, but lost like 4-5 pound? (Current weight is 29 pounds!) HOWEVER he’s growing like a lil root…

Like “Denatall;y Speaking”…
His ENTIRE lower jaw, with the exception of the molars, have come in…
His top grill?
I call them his “Buckey Stubs” as they’ve got a full toofus width between them, and they haven’y fully come in… his K-9s seem to be populating, BUT….

A tough call either way.
We’ve had to STO doing ‘manual mouth checks’ as Gretch? The last time she did a manual mouth/toofus check?
She got bit so badly it got MAJORLY infectamated, and we had to put her on Antibiotics, as one of the filthiest parts of a hoomon is the mouth, and The Dooney doing an impromptu “cannibal adventure” with Gretch? Yeah… Total Suckage.

So yeah… the ONLY other news I got was from the ‘attempted car theft’ that happened back in May/June.

Loooooong Story Short:
May 12th 2026, some nigger dumped a stolen car in my yard. I co-operated and gave the vid to the fuzz, as it’s pretty obvious who said-nig is as it is.

Now, according to the cop I talked to, the raw video I provided (1080p) was able to positively the fucker…
Great
Sooooooooo… ANOTHER Long Story Short:
June 2nd, 2026, SOMEONE broke into and attempted to steal my 2020 Hyundai Tucson.
So yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
Caught me as a bit ‘odd’
A failed break-in after living here 20+ years!?!
ZERO history of ANY crime around my A.O.???
Yeah… About that…

Most of the retards and fuckwits in the Area of Operations ALREADY know this house is “Corpus Non Grata” which roughly means “A Body Unwanted”…

Which describes said-Australopithecine to a ‘tee’…
The dusted for print and did all that was required. There was however ‘something’ broken off in the ignition (the 2020 Tucson being a vehicle that had a HUGE theft problem that required a recall, of which I did participate in, FYI) which the cops told me was unrecoverable…
OK
Thing is, I have, as a master gunsmith some/a serious selection of tools…

So I dug out ‘whatever’ the pieces/parts that it was…
Turns out it was the end of a pair of scissors.
Which I subsequently gave to the two deputies who told me that the fingerprinting and everything else would probably be a mad failure. It didn’t matter however, ‘cos I was pretty sure this was revenge thing. So… it sucked but somewhere around early August, I got hit with a subpoena to testify against Said-Thieving Nigger, i.e. Mr. DEONTAE ELIJAH COOKS. Apparently, the nig has a record… anyways…

This was for August.
I won’t go into the shit-shot the trial was, but I rolled out thinking that “Let ‘Em Loose Bruce” Esquire, aka the Judge was going to hug the fucking thieving fuck while he was on the fucking stand… There was ZERO mention of MY attempted car theft… but hey… there was no evidence right?

Uhhhhh….
About that….
Seems ole Deonte was the one who broke into my car…
DNA PROVED IT!!!
But the cops didn’t jump in!?!
WTF!?!?!?!?!
The ‘fake break in?’

It caused over $1000 in damages.
Which is the deductible…
Go figure…
So… I went and got the pieces/arts as low as I could…

He broke the right rear window…
$280 on EBay

He THEN trashed the steering column trying to steal the car…
Broke BOTH the directional signal arm, as well as the washer arm, never mind the steering column cover and the extraneous pieces/parts.
Call it an additional $650.

Not extreme am I right>?
In fact, it was cheaper than the deductible.
HOWEVER
NO ONE EVER MENTIONED THIS DURING THE TRIAL IN AUGUST!!!
-I- figured ‘they’ (the county) had this shit locked down and case closed…

Turns out, notsomucho.
“Let ’em Loose Bruce” the Judge ont he case that I had to testify that , yep, that’s my camera, yard and tha yeah, said-Australopithecine was the fucktard dumping the stolen car in MY yard on that early-early day… Great.

No mention of MY shit…

Well after a week or two, and getting ‘bent’ at both the detective, as well as the prosecutor, and the fact that MY attempted car theft wasn’t mention, DESPITE the DNA linking the nig to my car?? Yeah.. I got ‘unprofessionally upset’ if you will…

Email excerpt:
Hey Detective XXXXXXXXXX/Ms. XXXXXXXXXXX
STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING
I’m tired of being ‘nice’

Got the police report on my car that was attempted to be boosted…(attached, pay attention to page 27)
Seems that the Trace DNA is connected to Deonte Cooks… the same dirtbag who dumped that stolen ride in MY yard back in May. Attached is the police report and on page 27, which it CLEARLY shows the trace DNA report is from Mr. Cooks. As they’d say in ‘Hood Vernacular’ “Ain’t no way this boi was in my car UNLESS he tryna boost it!”

Now… I have a problem. Attached is the subpoena that I had to go to court on for this scumbag back in August, courtesy of Ms. XXXXXXXXXXXX, and at NO TIME was it EVER mentioned that two weeks AFTER me providing YOU with the video evidence of said fucking scumbag that he TRIED to boost MY car out of my driveway (proof being his DNA in the car… never met him so????. Never mind NO ONE attaching the report of an attempted stolen car which tied DIRECTLY to Mr. Cooks.

How are you going to handle this?

Y’all have dropped the ball on this so hard it makes me wonder why vigilantism hasn’t become a ‘thing’ again.

I’ve had SO MANY Fucked up things happen here lately… My wife Gretchen had a stroke on Thursday night b/c of a BOGUS CPS call recently… the stress almost killed her… yeah it was resolved 2 weeks ago (the CPS bullshit) but the stress in addition to ALL the other shit????? I’m so fucking mad that that I’m going to go to A) The Media and then B) James Uthmeier’s office on Tuesday regarding the lack of action on the bogus CPS call (even the CPS investigator ADMITTED they knew the call was false) and the lack of action regarding this scumbag who from what I heard is STILL running around loose… I’m going to Uthmeier (who’s up for reelection) AS WELL as the media. It’s a 5 year sentence for maliciously contacting CPS with a bogus call
I want a head.

I want multiple heads
STACKED

If I can’t get the perps, I’ll settle for yours metaphorically speaking.
It’ll play too:
“Veteran’s Car almost stolen by known car thief, Hillsborough County FAILS in doing ANYTHING about it… Wife almost dies of stroke due to CPS/HCSO Incompetence, Film at 11”

You tell me. You have until Tuesday until I contact Uthmeier, who as I stated before is up for reelection, and can NOT afford ANY press like this.
Please let me know what you intend to do to make this right. I’m out almost $1000 for the damages to my car, the CPS bogus reporter is running around free, and from my understanding, Mr. Cooks is as well.

Not a good look.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah… it seems (I think) the media threat prolly did 90% of the work.
Either way, Mister Fuckstain is in jail, or was last I looked…

Needless to say, a few days after I sent this out, I found out Mr. Cooks was arrested on a BUNCH of shit to include attempted felony car theft.
I even have had the victims courtesy group reach out…
Probably will let that go…
I have too many OTHER “Dooney-rific” things to deal with…
So more later
BCE

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