OBAMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS, WINS OSCAR, GRAMMY, VINCE LOMBARDI TROPHY, DISTINGUISHED FLYING CROSS, THE BLUE MAX, AND CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR
And he so richly deserves each and every one. If you don’t believe it, just ask the Democrat Socialists. Oh, and you’re RACIST, by the way. Also a TERRORIST.
“The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists – the Taliban and Hamas this morning – in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told POLITICO.
Nah, not so much. Actually, we’re more criticizing the Nobel committee for rendering their joke of a prize even more meaningless than it already was — which is saying something — by awarding it to someone who has accomplished not one damned thing. And that encompasses his entire life, not just as Pee-resident.
Oh, and hey — I thought the Taliban wasn’t our enemy anymore, according to the gutless-pussy Demonrats who don’t want America winning any more wars? And as Drew notes, it was Candidate Obamandias (MMM MMM MMM!), before his Immaculate Ascension, who was endorsed by…uhh, Hamas. And just about every other Muslim terrorist group, backwater dictator, commie tyrant, and general reprobate in the entire world.
It’s you Democrat Socialists who are closely allied with terrorists — by, y’know, doing everything you can to guarantee their continued ability to plague the entire free world and stuff — not us. So go chase yourselves, you sniveling dweebs.
Captures the true worth of the Nobel Peace Prize fairly well, I think.
Update! Made a slight change to the Cracker Jack/Arafat Prize package, so as to squeeze in more RACIST TERRORISM.
Updated update! RACIST, TERRORIST commentary from Allahpundit:
Regarding that alleged “new climate in international politics,” which aspects of Obama’s foreign policy thus far are any different from Bush’s? He’s increased troop levels (slightly) in Afghanistan, he’s kept up the drone attacks on Al Qaeda and the Taliban, he’s broken his promise to close Gitmo by January, he’s approved “rendition lite” and indefinite detention without trial for some terrorist suspects, and he’s let himself be jerked around in nuclear negotiations with Iran.
Well, in the land of “reality”-based liberal dementia, appearances are waaay more important than reality.
Worthless update! Just a reminder of the real value of the Nobel Piss Prize:
Definition of worthless: “Irena Sendler saved 2,500 Jewish children during the Holocaust. In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize…She was not selected. AL GORE WON, for a slide show on global warming junk science.
I may have to remove my Cracker Jack Nobel image above; it’s an unconscionable insult to the valuable prizes in each and every box.
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He should have received one for his work in the Illinois State Senate, where he...did something. Probably. Didn't he?
Crackerjack work, chief.
Maybe they gave him the award for picking out a pet in less than a year.
I went with the God/King art, but I am definitely stealing that Cracker Jack prize for my sidebar.