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Shoo-in

Michigan’s future junior Senator tells Leftard twits where to stick it, in no uncertain terms.

The musician has been publicly toying with the idea of vying for a seat in Michigan for a while, but Common Cause has urged Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to investigate whether Kid Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, has violated the law by acting as a Senate candidate without officially registering his candidacy.

Beyond frequently tweeting about the idea, Kid Rock has gone as far as even setting up a website – kidrockforsenate.com – on which he sells merchandise emblazoned with the words, “Kid Rock for US Senate ’18”.

“Given the activities we’ve documented in the complaint, he can’t reasonably claim to be merely testing the waters of candidacy and thus exempt from candidate filing requirements,” said Common Cause VP of policy and litigation Paul S. Ryan. “He is a candidate and is obligated to abide by all the rules and make the same disclosures required of everyone else running for federal office.”

In response, Kid Rock released a statement to his website that read merely: “I am starting to see reports from the misinformed press and the fake news on how I am in violation of breaking campaign law. #1 I have still not officially announced my candidacy. #2 See #1 and go f*ck yourselves.”

THAT’S how you do it. Note, too, his deft use of the term “fake news” here. Take no shit off of the rotten, lying, devious bastards, Kid; real Americans will love ya for it. Personally, I’m hoping for a term or two as Senator, then a successful run for the Presidency—assuming our cold Civil War hasn’t gone full-on hot by then.

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  1. And exactly where was Common Cause when Killary spent six years fundraising for her futile second run for the presidency?

    Reagan was called “The Teflon President.” He couldn’t hold a candle to the non-stick of Hillarious!

    And, finally, speaking of Killary’s “futile” run, she claims to be part of “the resistance” now. She should know better. After all, as the saying goes, “Resistance is futile.”

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