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Dec
27

Happy made-up farce of a holiday!

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Your King sends His royal greetings, wherein he betrays once more just how completely he fails to comprehend America’s real heritage of individual liberty:

“Michelle and I extend our warmest thoughts and wishes to all those who are celebrating Kwanzaa this holiday season,” Obama said in a statement. “Today is the first of a joyful seven-day celebration of African American culture and heritage. The seven principles of Kwanzaa — Unity, Self Determination, Collective Work and Responsibility, Cooperative Economics, Purpose, Creativity, and Faith — are some of the very values that make us Americans.”

Umm…no, asshole, they most certainly are not. They are some of the very values that make you and your ilk Marxist; in fact, they, like you, stand in direct opposition to American values. They, like you, are not to be celebrated or revered, but resisted, to the last desperate measure of real American strength. Thanks, but no thanks; you can cram your “Collective Work and Responsibility” and “Cooperative Economics” right up your ass — sideways.

(Via JWF)

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4 comments

  1. mojo says:

    12/27/2010 at 12:44 PM (UTC -5)

    Overheard at the Kwanzaa celebration:
    "A bowl of fruit? Are you kidding? Where's the toys??!"
  2. Wisco says:

    12/27/2010 at 2:04 PM (UTC -5)

    I've got news for you: all holidays are made up holidays.
  3. mojo says:

    12/27/2010 at 5:43 PM (UTC -5)

    Wait, Wisco - are you saying that Jesus wasn't ACTUALLY born on the winter solstice that had been a celebration of earthly resurrection for several thousand years?

    Why, that's just CRAZY talk!

  4. Brize says:

    12/27/2010 at 7:00 PM (UTC -5)

    Are you implying that the precise date of His birth actually matters?

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