Greetings and Salutations!
My A-polly-olly-geez for the late update, but I’ve been Mo-Fuggen BUSY.
The Update (as it is/was/were)
Sooooo…. let’s start from the beginning which is a swell spot to start (until the swelling goes down)…

As the majority of y’all know, despite the ‘slings and arrows of outrageous and egregious bullshtein that’s gone on recently, (Bogus CPS reports/Attempted Car theft and the like)  we’ve managed some how to keep Ye Olde Nuggets ABOVE the fray, and Charlie Miked rather well.  That being said that the week before last, Gretchen was having some back issues… normal stuff… pain and whatnot as well… with me at work, the Primary “Heavy Lifter” is G for the Dooney…

Who is now almost 34 pounds and 36 inches long at 9 months of age.

That’s a BIG sumbitch for 9 months Aye?

And nope… no pituitary issues…  they tested… just normal growth.

FML.  For funsies I loaded ALL of the Dooney’s respective physical statistics into am AI which came back and told me to expect FINAL sizer for him to be at the minimum 6 foot 7/320 pounds at a minimum as stated before.  I’m not raising a kid, I’m raising a fucking future Warbeast.  By the time he hits 18 months, he’ll be able to work on and be part of a crew served weapon…

So anyways… I now have a really serious respect for parents dealing with developmentally disabled kids… I.E. a real four-year-old who can’t walk/talk/take care of nor assist in their own upbringing… The Dooney is NORMAL but OMG… the amount of physical effort that goes into moving him around and hefting his big ass all over the place?  How some folks have to do it?  My blessings/prayers and respect to them…

Anyways… G had some back issues… It’s expected.
Hefting a big ole hamhocked bag o’cuteness around wears out a 56 year old female, never mind MY 57 year old broke-dick self….

Either way, by Monday, she’d had enough and went to the ER as her back was literally so bad she needed something to help.
Turns out, it wasn’t a back strain, she had a BAD kidney infection.
So they put her on some new antibiotic…  I’ll refrain from mentioning it as there could be issues, BUT
It didn’t react well…  LOTS of allergy type reactions, in particularly her eyes.  Now for those of you who’ve been riding the BCE ‘train’ over the years, you may/may not recall that she had a collapsed retina and surgery to correct said collapse… personally I always thought that the dot-Indian (not feather-Indian) who performed the surgery might have bollixed it up, as even post-surgery, she still lost all sight in the eye, and man, she’s had issues ever since… either way…

By Wednesday, she stopped taking the new Anti-Bios, and her eyes looked like shit.  Puffy… swollen… MAD allergy-looking if you know what I mean…  We discussed it, and we decided we’d see how she felt by Friday……..

Thursday Night:  The new job training had worn me out so badly as for me to be ‘mentally hollow’…. what little brains I had left were mashed taters AT BEST.  I had gotten myself an eight pack of 16oz beers (the first I’ve had in months) and was chilling.  G came out and said her eyes were really hurting, so I aquienced and we laid some lidocaine on the area, and that seemed to alleviate the issue….

At Midnight as I was wrapping up ‘things’ she came out and said “I’m not feeling very well… my arm hurts….” I also saw that her mouth was drooping and her right eye looked like I had hit her with two left hooks it was so swollen…  needless to say, I called 9-11 Right Fucking There and Right Fucking Then.  As an aside, you have to understand, with my background and training and abilities, generally 9-11 is ONLY reserved for IF you’re bleeding out from the eyeballs or asshole…. I hate the concept of wasting resources…  however, in this case?  Oh yeah… my bitch was having a stroke and I knew it.

What’s HILARIOUS was BECAUSE it was MY house and such, not only did ONE ambulance show, but also my boys, Deputy “Jimmy” as well as another deputy, and a Fire Truck…. Calls to Big Country’s house are apparently a potential Mass Casualty event it would appear….  Everyone was GREAT… the medics eval’d G, and immediately got her on the bus ASAP.  The moved her to the local hospital, which performed the “Stroke Protocol” (drugs and scans and etc) and then, after the Brain SCan they went “NOPE!”  This needs to be addressed by Tampa General!”

They then reloaded her on ANOTHER ambulance and raced her over to Tampa General.  Once they evaluated her there, they said that they were going to set up an emergency surgery at USF.  Seems she got seen and worked on by the premiere eye docs at USF Health Tyson-Martin Eye Institute.  It’s the latest and greatest Eye Docs, and HIGHLY rated… like world class rated…

Now INTERESTING PISS ME OFF SIDE NOTE:
-I- had to UBER her over there as the insurance said that she’d used up her ‘ambulance/MEDEVAC allowance’
Not a big deal…
To a point…
The CEO of THAT particular group gets to keep drawing O2…
For now…

Right now I have FAR bigger fish to fry and bodies to stack than some bloated POS CEO, which I may/may not got into, depending on how angry I am after this…  Let me tell you…. I’m on the fucking warpath right now, and I want heads.  Literally/Metaphorically… I do not give a fuck… There are people out there RESPONSIBLE for this whole fucking shitshow, and I want to bathe in their blood…

Jes’ Sayin’…

So…
She got to the USF Clinic… and they were LITERALLY waiting for her.
Reason being?
The clot or growth or whatever the fuck it was/is was ON her right eye’s optic nerve INSIDE her nugget, and causing EXTREME pressure on both her eye, as well as…. wel everything.  The fear was that IF they went in using NORMAL procedures, the clot might break loose and cause a metric MOAR fucktom of damage(s).  Because of this, they sent in the “Eyeball/Clot A-Team”.
Instead of cracking open her casaba (as they would have even two years ago), they went in (from what I can tell… lots of techno-med babble told to me that (surprisingly!) I’m completely ignorant about…)  That being said, they apparently inserted two micro-fibre optics in through her tear ducts.  One was a camera, the other a laser.  They then toasted up the clot/whathaveyou and G said she LITERALLY felt the relief as soon as they zapped it… she said that there was a ‘sound’ she L:ITERALLY heard in and through her head that sounded like a rubber band breaking, and immediately after, the pressure went away….

Damn!!!

High Speed Low Drag INDEED!

In fact SO HS/LD she got released to me Saturday Morning!
Now…. ashe’s doing great… a bit ‘off’ from her radical change of ‘stuff’… she’s got another follow up in two weeks ‘cos they told us this might come back until they figure out the source of the original clot, however, she will NOT have to worry about further stroke issues between the meds and the monitoring that’s going on…  In this case, it falls to me to handle the observation and proactive protection…

Which leads me to this:
The person I lay 80% of the blame on for this is that retarded fuck who reported us to CPS for a bogus call.
Now that that is completely over, I can say this:  It was -someone- who lurked on my BCE dot com blog.
CPS knew it was a bogus call as the fuckwit didn’t and couldn’t even provide the Dooney’s real name.
It’s now beyond personal
Lawfare has been initiated.
In Florida, a false CPS Accusation with malice (as this was) has, under a new law, a Felony Conviction with a $250,000 fine and as stated, a five year MANDATORY State Prison sentence… which depending on enhanced circumstances (like in this case, my wife ALMOST dying from a Stroke) they’re looking at TEN YEARS.  On top of IF they were so fucking stupid as to report it from out-of-state, well… then we get Federal Charges added… and currently, I’m in communication with Jack Uthmeier’s office…  that ABSOLUTE MAD LAD CHAD whos up for re-election?  MAGA Dude all the way????

The want an example from what I heard…
No one YET has been taken down by that law…

If you’re reading this….
KYS now.
‘Cos I’m going ALL THE WAY TO DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
No quarter asked for, nor given
FA/FO.
So that’s the update.

I appreciate ALL of your support/prayers/kind words and the like.
Stand strong in the face of Evil, for it cannot endure the Light of Righteousness. (No Idea… that just came to me)
More Later
Big Country