Steyn takes a peek under the kilt to see what’s there.

On Saturday, August 23, 2025, at around 7:40 p.m. in Dundee, Scotland, a fourteen-year-old girl reportedly named Sophie was filmed standing between her twelve-year-old sister and two adult men described as Islamic migrants who had been harassing them. The footage shows Sophie shouting “Don’t touch my little sister, she’s twelve,” as she brandished a knife and a small hatchet.

This answers the question of what Scotsmen wear under their kilts. Nothing. Nothing at all. They’re all gelded, cowardly bastards, says one Clubber. It’s true though you know, if you’re English, you’re used to the fact that if they ever make Braveheart, the Scots are the good guys, the English are the bad guys. Same with the Irish. If there’s the film about the Irish and the English, the Irish are the good guys and the English are the bad guys. And there’s a lot of myth making about that. But at some point, I have to be a wee bit careful here because I’m not allowed to incentivize mass slaughter or anything like that.

The video went viral and what was the reaction of the police? I think they’ve got some stupid name now. They merged all the Scottish constabularies into one crapwanker national constabulary with a stupid name like Police Scotland or whatever. Regardless, this girl has been arrested and will have a criminal record for defending her sister against the society that Police Scotland and all the other organs of the Scottish state have brought into being. I would like to know – and this is where I part company from the right – because it’s the UK version of Sean Hannity doing the “fine, straight shooting G men; I’m proud to wear an FBI badge on my lapel, and all the rest of it” thing. It’s not true. It is never true. Where is the G Man willing to resign over the corruption in the agency and all the stuff they did like creating fake conspiracies against the governor of whichever state it was. Likewise, where is the Scottish constable ordered to arrest this little girl who says, “actually, no, I don’t really want to do that?” Because at some point, before we get to the generality of the populace here, we have to ask why it starts with, the chief constable saying, “Have that 14-year-old girl arrested,” and the immediate deputy saying, “no, actually, you can go screw yourself.” Cause real men don’t arrest [little girls] when there’s sexual abusers on the street and who…are victims of the sexual abuse. The chief constable who says, “we’re going to arrest the victim” should actually be lynched in a sane world.

I think Maya, Queen of Scots, the knife and hatchet wielding fourteen-year-old is a heroine and a turning point for the British Isles. It appears to me people are furious over her needing to defend herself.

Those girls sound frightened, as you would be. To the twelve-year-old girls listening, try to lift an axe, try to wield an axe? It’s not easy. And it’s not something that the twelve-year-old and the fourteen-year-old girl want to do. They’re twelve and fourteen and they want to live a normal life.

And the evil British state under Sir Queer Starmer will not let these two girls live the normal lives of a twelve-year-old girl and a fourteen-year-old girl. It’s beyond evil.

Bold mine, totally dispositive, and would have made this the last such story we’d ever have to hear. To the contrary, alas, similar and even worse things just keep right on happening all over the sadly benighted (formerly) British Isles, and His Majesty’s subjects just keep right on stuffing fingers into their ears, singing “Tra-la-la-I-can’t-HEEAARRR you!,” and hitting the “Snooze” button.

At some point, the eminently disgraceful UK really needs to stop digging; rock bottom is plenty low enough, I should think.