Donald Trump stated that there will not be a second debate between him and Humpy Harris. He should have a second one, but only under certain conditions. He needs to take the obvious flaws of the Tuesday debate … and turn them up to 11!
1. Trump will stand at a Presidential-appearing podium with an American flag behind him.
2. Humpy Harris will not attend and will instead be represented by a marionette with plainly visible strings.
3. The moderators will relentlessly grill and fact check Trump on everything he says, allowing him as much time as needed to flesh out his proposals, er, dig himself into a hole.
4. Whenever the Humpy Harris stand-in is asked to answer a question or to reply to Trump’s points, her hallmark jackass laugh will play.
5. The moderators will immediately clap and congratulate the marionette on its insight, knowledge, and compassion.
This idea came to me today after some idiot said something stupid. I’m posting it here because a handful of people with large megaphones read this site, or at least used to, and I’m hoping someone will pick it up and pass it along.












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You’ve just written someone’s next YouTube video.
BTW, the audience should consist of several seals on circus platforms, who clap their fins and bark on cue for Kneepads’ chatterings, as the moderators throw them fish.
Kudos.
Heartily approve.
★★★★★
“Heartily approve.”
Ditto